Tristan Dyer

@tristandyer

Golang/Android/Python/EmberJS/Angular developer. Cancer fighter. Hodgkin's Lymphoma. Seriously,

Halifax NS
tristandyer.ca
Joined April 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 14

    So... wants me to use 💜to talk about why I am running a 1/2 marathon this summer. Well it is a long story.

    1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
  2. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    Huge congrats to all the awesome girls and ladies who finished earlier today!

    1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    The controversy surrounding Barack Obama around this point in his presidency.

    150 replies 4,009 retweets 6,331 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Worst high 5 of all time...?

    3,200 replies 84,622 retweets 145,521 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Yup.

    3 replies 5 retweets 22 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 8
    Replying to

    Made up as in completely non-existent not as in skills you don't have. For example "double penetration tester".

    26 replies 39 retweets 326 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Made a game called recruiter bingo where you go to a corp con and see who can get the highest salary offer with a list of made up skills.

    10 replies 75 retweets 344 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Two microwaves at work, so someone decided we needed to regulate which food goes in each. Then it escalated.

    7 replies 10 retweets 30 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    RETWEET to win a bandana!! Exclusively Online - (Two sizes to fit most pups 🐶🐕 )

    15 replies 401 retweets 129 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Science says that Open Plan Offices ruin productivity. Here's why executives love them anyway.

    3 replies 25 retweets 45 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 7
    Replying to

    And I had to make this.

    4 retweets 13 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Funny, people /lost their shit/ when Microsoft rolled out this type of functionality

    You'll never have to ask your friends for their Wi-Fi passwords again with iOS 11
    10 replies 69 retweets 99 likes
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    Jun 6

    "To stop the UK from becoming an islamic theocracy we're going to adopt the policies of islamic theocracies"

    0:39
    I'm clear: if human rights laws get in the way of tackling extremism and terrorism, we will change those laws to keep British people safe.
    4 replies 45 retweets 63 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    How did the intercept not know they’re supposed to retype documents that are leaked to them to strip potential embedded metadata?

    Replying to @ErrataRob
    So I wrote up a blogpost explaining how secret dots printers put on documents outed NSA leaker Reality Winner.
    25 replies 154 retweets 262 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Dear non techie followers, commentary about banning encryption because terrorists use it makes as much sense as calls for banning white vans

    60 replies 1,297 retweets 1,595 likes
  16. Jun 4

    Wow. Bottom left was two years ago before dx. Bottom right was prepping for stem cells. Top is today. How did I not know I was real sick?

    1 reply 2 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Some excerpts from then New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani's famous press conference on 9/11

    8 replies 82 retweets 122 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    What's the difference between Software Engineers, Programmers & Developers? 👍 Jer, 👍!

    95 replies 3,488 retweets 5,578 likes
  20. Jun 4

    Seriously I think you fired the wrong person.

    0:29
    12-year-old Ananya Vinay won the National Spelling Bee so naturally CNN had her on to spell "covfefe" and say some racist stuff to her.
  21. Retweeted
    Jun 1
    Replying to

    The podcast "99% Invisible" sends this autoreply to people who write in about female reporters' voices.

    7 replies 357 retweets 787 likes

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