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    1. Stan Cross‏Verified account @tristandross 11 Feb 2020

      Stan Cross Retweeted BBC Politics

      six panelists on a bbc politics show pretending they don't know what 'quinoa' is or how to pronounce it, absolutely unrealhttps://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1226850210627964928 …

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      Pollster Deborah Mattinson says Labour has moved from the pie-and-a-pint party to quinoa: “It sounds jokey, but there is a very serious point” as some focus groups in Crewe showed the party was “all about people who live in north London” #politicslive https://bbc.in/2H8TfYJ  pic.twitter.com/8Fmz2gJDzY
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    2. Stan Cross‏Verified account @tristandross 11 Feb 2020

      time to make some very serious points about the 'north london' elite who stand apart from the working classes, this time for their suspiciously exotic choice of foodstuffs that authentic britons could never have heard of or seen in any given supermarket

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      Stan Cross‏Verified account @tristandross 11 Feb 2020

      my mum was an MEP and my dad was the leader of the labour party, so when i see a 'quinola' i don't know whether to pronounce it correctly, or stick it up my asspic.twitter.com/XMXdz7dGSx

      6:36 AM - 11 Feb 2020
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        1. Matthew Dawson‏ @matthew__dawson 11 Feb 2020
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          @CallumZMacRae

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        1. Joel C‏ @joel_ca_c 11 Feb 2020
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          Joel C Retweeted RopesToInfinity

          Kinnock also came out with this coffee-related belterhttps://twitter.com/RopesToInfinity/status/1207641697372508160 …

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          Huh pic.twitter.com/eIG2YNvZkY
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        1. Neville‏ @catherinebuca 11 Feb 2020
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          He wants to come to Stoke, where you can get quinoa in tescos dead cheap.

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        1. Jack Faulkner‏ @Jackcantsleep1 11 Feb 2020
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          To be fair, he's not very north London anymore. He's an Østerbro shop steward. Or something.

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        1. Wes Army faction‏ @weemoxy1 11 Feb 2020
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          He’s like his dad without the ginger charm

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        1. Samuel G‏ @HughBoyd90 11 Feb 2020
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          Lol the worst thing is this prick heard it out loud, then said he thought it was pronounced key-Noah - as if he had just read the spelling.

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        1. jeffholt81‏ @jeffbarrow81 11 Feb 2020
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          His dad eats it on the EU quinoa train

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        1. Michael Macdonald‏ @Macdoodle 11 Feb 2020
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          Top notch Stew reference

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        1. Proper Awkward‏ @10pChompsky 11 Feb 2020
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          good shout

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