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    Stan Cross‏Verified account @tristandross 11 Feb 2020

    Stan Cross Retweeted BBC Politics

    six panelists on a bbc politics show pretending they don't know what 'quinoa' is or how to pronounce it, absolutely unrealhttps://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1226850210627964928 …

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    Pollster Deborah Mattinson says Labour has moved from the pie-and-a-pint party to quinoa: “It sounds jokey, but there is a very serious point” as some focus groups in Crewe showed the party was “all about people who live in north London” #politicslive https://bbc.in/2H8TfYJ  pic.twitter.com/8Fmz2gJDzY
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      2. Stan Cross‏Verified account @tristandross 11 Feb 2020

        time to make some very serious points about the 'north london' elite who stand apart from the working classes, this time for their suspiciously exotic choice of foodstuffs that authentic britons could never have heard of or seen in any given supermarket

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      3. Stan Cross‏Verified account @tristandross 11 Feb 2020

        my mum was an MEP and my dad was the leader of the labour party, so when i see a 'quinola' i don't know whether to pronounce it correctly, or stick it up my asspic.twitter.com/XMXdz7dGSx

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      2. Neil Bennet‏ @ndbennet 11 Feb 2020
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        And have you seen the price of a pie and a pint in north London?

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      2. Andy Barr‏ @SomeNiceFun 11 Feb 2020
        Replying to @tristandross

        First time I saw a brompton I tried to eat it, as I believe would many in the former red wall seats

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      3. Stan Cross‏Verified account @tristandross 11 Feb 2020
        Replying to @SomeNiceFun

        the only food i'm used to comes out of the taps down the pub! that's just what it was like in the bit of surrey i grew up, anyway

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      1. Charlie Robin Jones‏ @charliexjones 11 Feb 2020
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        They hate us; they hate us so much.

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      1. Mupper‏ @mupper2 11 Feb 2020
        Replying to @tristandross @bignicnergy

        Jesus I eat Quinoa and I'm a Big hairy Irishman from the West!

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      1. Dafydd Roberts‏ @dafydd_r 11 Feb 2020
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        And even if quinoa were unknown in the north, from where did people in Crewe get the idea that it is unknown in South London? "North London" - talk about a trope!

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      2. Tom‏ @Tredders90 11 Feb 2020
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        Love that dude at the end doing the performative "kwin-oh-ah". Just a little transparent.

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