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    1. Stan Cross‏Verified account @tristandross 19 Dec 2019

      my dad is from a city, but my mum is from a town, so when i see a coffee, i don't know whether to drink it, or stick it up my ass

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      Stan Cross‏Verified account @tristandross 8 Jan 2020

      lmaopic.twitter.com/CA5yDc6YI1

      8:52 AM - 8 Jan 2020
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      • michael fitz Corbynista Spider's Rights ⛏️ barns Xannon Large Herdron Collider Sarah 🇵🇸 Free Palestine Unlimited exercise Andrew J J.-P. Janson De Couët
      10 replies 12 retweets 97 likes
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        2. Moon‏ @QueerNerdyLefty 8 Jan 2020
          Replying to @tristandross

          Ugh I just don't like him. Might leave the party if he wins which I think he will.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. Cuz‏ @jhcuz1993 8 Jan 2020
          Replying to @QueerNerdyLefty @MyKeyMoonShine @tristandross

          Well, we need the party to unite behind the leader. So...pic.twitter.com/KHaXgWo1mB

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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        2. System of a Lockdown‏ @Red__Tim 8 Jan 2020
          Replying to @tristandross

          Keir Starmer sounds like he's malfunctioning tbh

          1 reply 1 retweet 19 likes
        3. Daniel‏ @hideous_replica 8 Jan 2020
          Replying to @Red__Tim @tristandross

          That is clearly Max Headroom

          0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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        2. Cuz‏ @jhcuz1993 8 Jan 2020
          Replying to @tristandross

          Wow! Almost if this clip has been taken out of context and we have no idea what he was asked...

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Stan Cross‏Verified account @tristandross 8 Jan 2020
          Replying to @jhcuz1993

          what have i decontextualised about this clip?pic.twitter.com/kc4Els9JZ5

          The SKWAWKBOX
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        1. Natalie Alana Ashton  🌻‏ @Natalan 8 Jan 2020
          Replying to @tristandross

          this autoplayed before i'd unmuted so the first i heard was "keir starmer grew up in a town" and it did me in

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        1. kaye  🏳️‍🌈‏ @komradeKaye 8 Jan 2020
          Replying to @tristandross

          oh shit, I thought he was Keir Starmer

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        1. קאַספּער‏ @TheMardyGhost 8 Jan 2020
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          pic.twitter.com/T5FmJz2MTu

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        1. Matthew Crory‏ @slotheroux 8 Jan 2020
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          keir starmer has to do whats best for keir starmer to be the best keir starmer that keir starmer can be.

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