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    Tristan Cooper‏Verified account @TristanACooper 28 Sep 2017

    There's a Thomas the Tank episode where a stubborn train is punished by being entombed alive forever and it's worse than any horror moviepic.twitter.com/Bn1Y0PTItL

    9:45 AM - 28 Sep 2017
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    • Baby Blue🦹🏽 鶴っ子(しおちゃん) 🆂🅰🆃🆉 🌐🇪🇺 🟥 Erik Montoya-Treanor た っ く ん 🏳️‍⚧️ Juliet (21 days until B-day) ⚢ ... lilnaoh3423 abdalla dandan
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      2. Tristan Cooper‏Verified account @TristanACooper 28 Sep 2017

        One Thomas the Tank episode features a character getting literally pulled apart. That's gore. This is train torture pornpic.twitter.com/skiif3qFsJ

        127 replies 1,899 retweets 4,989 likes
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      3. Tristan Cooper‏Verified account @TristanACooper 28 Sep 2017

        Highly recommend this article for a deep dive on the depravity of Thomas the Tank Enginehttps://www.newyorker.com/culture/rabbit-holes/the-repressive-authoritarian-soul-of-thomas-the-tank-engine-and-friends …

        63 replies 1,280 retweets 3,130 likes
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      4. Tristan Cooper‏Verified account @TristanACooper 29 Sep 2017

        Looking back, the scrapyard in Thomas the Tank blows my mind. Those are dead trains, CORPSES rusting out in the open.pic.twitter.com/c3RwRdHNx9

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      2. Vikki | Cuteek.com‏ @cuteek 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TristanACooper

        Thomas is looking a bit too happy about the situationpic.twitter.com/3mHq1goXga

        20 replies 1 retweet 313 likes
      3. Allios  🇦🇶‏ @Allios35 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @cuteek @TristanACooper

        That's Edward. Smh

        4 replies 4 retweets 614 likes
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      1. Selaphi 🌺‏ @Selaphi 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TristanACooper

        wtf at the happy music as they zoomed in on him at the end LOL

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      1. Zoe Cain‏ @camelkong 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TristanACooper

        The worst part is the undercurrent of "he deserved it"

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      1. Morgan, the witch of SOMA 🤍 🖤 💜‏ @witsuaru 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TristanACooper @merrittk

        The world of sentient trains is terrifying and cruel

        1 reply 3 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Jonathan Ore‏Verified account @Jon_Ore 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @TristanACooper

        Can't find the original tweet since it was from a while ago, but:pic.twitter.com/xZnm0Brh2T

        5 replies 35 retweets 238 likes
      3. James Cody Phenis‏ @CodyPhenis 28 Sep 2017
        Replying to @Jon_Ore @TristanACooper

        Ah, yes, The Caboose of Amontillado.

        1 reply 4 retweets 53 likes
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