Patricia Lockwood

@TriciaLockwood

hardcore berenstain bare-it-all | tricia.inquiries@gmail.com

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Joined May 2011
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  1. Aug 23

    this does not seem problematic or worrisome at all tbh patricia

    4 retweets 52 likes
  2. Aug 23

    aagghgh ... oh my precious satan ... it's WORKING

    1 retweet 62 likes
  3. Aug 23

    caught someone recharging herself on mother's hate crystal

    34 retweets 323 likes
  4. Aug 17

    when u consider the international implications of the ryan lochte imbroglio

    31 retweets 221 likes
  5. Aug 16

    olympics are bad for me because I'm always deciding my "pee is lucky" for some athlete & then spending the next 2 hours completely paralyzed

    4 retweets 126 likes
  6. Aug 16

    the bronze medal is like the gold medal for coming in third

    34 retweets 142 likes
  7. Aug 16

    an athlete is the beautiful outline of god's boner in basketball shorts

    20 retweets 119 likes
  8. Aug 14

    oh my lord

    18 retweets 120 likes
  9. Aug 14

    pete's dragon the most anti-cop movie of the year

    10 retweets 77 likes
  10. Aug 12

    love 2 troll the institution of heterosexual marriage by forcing a masculine husband to watch MULTIPLE episodes of road to avonlea

    16 retweets 260 likes
  11. Aug 12

    honestly writer interviews would be 1000% improved if we were gasping for breath the whole time

    8 retweets 87 likes
  12. Aug 12

    dear this error message could prrrooooobably stand to be rewritten

    207 retweets 841 likes
  13. Aug 12

    chico's, on the other hand, is a wildly horny store ... art teachers go mad with randiness in the air-conditioned blast of a chico's

    9 retweets 123 likes
  14. Aug 12

    just witnessed a VERY horny man in ann taylor loft, which is a level of resilient horniness the rest of us can only dream of achieving

    35 retweets 323 likes
  15. Aug 12

    I have it on good authority that it's great

    2 retweets 44 likes
  16. Aug 12

    tony the tiger is too 3-D now ... all trying to thrust out of the screen ... this leads to legitimate questions about what his dick is like

    15 retweets 143 likes
  17. Aug 12

    I, too, make this face whenever someone embraces me

    66 retweets 293 likes
  18. Aug 12

    every time I hear christoph waltz speak I feel like 10% of the english language has been permanently wiped from my brain

    7 retweets 91 likes
  19. Aug 11

    We love ' work on , so we asked her to create our next video for - !

    162 retweets 449 likes

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