Trey Chandler

@treychandler

Husband of one, father of two, worship pastor, consultant, CPA. I help people.

Maumelle, Arkansas
Joined November 2008

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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    It's a good day for not complaining about things.

  2. Retweeted
    May 31

    Concerned about damage to his image, Satan distances himself from Kathy Griffin.

  3. May 31

    I sometimes feel like he's plotting my death.

  4. May 29

    This is a pic of the first time my wedding ring has moved past my first knuckle in 26 years. I'm no doctor, but does that look normal?

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  5. May 28

    Can we all just agree to stop using the word "surreal"?

  6. May 18

    There are two things every man needs to know about women, and no one knows what they are.

  7. Retweeted
    May 17

    The average powerpoint slide has 40 words. When I use them, my average slide has 6-8 words. People don't want to read your speech. I promise

  8. Retweeted
    May 16

    “It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”

  9. May 7

    If you chew the ice from your drink, I'm afraid we are unable to be friends.

  10. May 5

    How are those Jill Stein recounts going?

  11. May 5

    Is government provided healthcare (taxpayer funded):

  12. Apr 22
  13. Apr 22

    They missed a real chance at "North Carolinians Fawn Over Albino Deer" here.

  14. Apr 13

    When you are married to the daughter of a country veterinarian who is obsessed with April the…

  15. Apr 12

    This break from the tax season final push brought to you by Maumelle High School baseball.…

  16. Apr 9

    We have just sold our FINAL family minivan. How long until I can look down on people and say…

  17. Retweeted
    Apr 8

    My ukulele and I did a little cover of Leonard Cohen's "I'm Your Man." Here it is

  18. Apr 7

    No one dies onscreen like .

  19. Apr 2

    Seriously, I thought FL/GA line died in some kind of Breaking Bad type explosion. Maybe that's tomorrow.

  20. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    The Atlanta PD have just released a sketch on the suspected arsonist.

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