Trevor Heins

@trevorheins

SE student at Drexel University.

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Joined November 2010
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  1. Jun 1

    Trump is leaving the climate pact because he doesn’t believe in he believes in

  2. May 8

    You know your life needs a few changes when the Jimmy Johns guy rang you up before you even walked in

    1 reply
  3. May 1

    Real life interaction: *Walks past guy trying to light a cig* Guy: “Do you have a lighter?” Me: “nah sorry man” Guy: “aw anal”

    3 likes
  4. Apr 15

    I always wanted to shit and fold laundry!

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  5. Apr 11

    Fuck you I hope you guys trip and fall into a running turbine engine

  6. Apr 3

    When you are in last place the entire tournament but come back to win the league along with $50 >>>>

  7. Mar 25

    Drive by a homeless guy with a dog. My windows are down. He yells into my car “I sell weed too man! Cmon!”

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  8. Mar 21

    I got a scam call about my credit card. I messed with him until he finally said “You can put your credit card in your ass” and hung up

    1 reply 2 likes
  9. Mar 17

    New game. How many tinder matches can I get with this song as my anthem?

    2 likes
  10. Mar 11

    Some guy asked me “How do you get your dog to poop?” Sorry man. Don’t have any tips and tricks to force one out of your dog.

    4 likes
  11. Mar 8

    Everytime I walk my dog on campus all I hear from the girls is “oh my god”. Pretty sure they’re saying that cause I’m so hot

    4 likes
  12. Feb 27

    Got super excited cause I was super liked on tinder….It was a bot…FML

    2 likes
  13. Feb 22

    “Mama June From Not to Hot” is actually a show. It should be called “Mama June From Not to No Way in Hell“

    1 like
  14. Jan 3

    I’ve heard two different people call Philadelphia a state down here…

    4 likes
  15. Dec 31

    Happy New Year!! Have a great year!

    2 likes
  16. 29 Dec 2016

    Hey I’ve fallen in girls toy aisle and can’t get up

    1 reply 2 likes
  17. Retweeted
    18 Dec 2016

    Please my wife... She's very ill

    55 replies 7,250 retweets 12,476 likes
  18. 8 Nov 2016

    New drinking game: Everytime CNN has a key race alert, you take a shot

    4 likes
  19. 8 Aug 2016

    If you get kicked out of McDonald’s for improper attire, then your life choices need some serious reevaluation

    3 likes
  20. 23 Jun 2016

    When you’re lifting so much you let one slip <<<<

    5 likes

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