φrevor ηorris

@trevnorris

node.js core maintainer and destroyer of slow code

Salt Lake City, UT
blog.trevnorris.com
Joined September 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 2

    Hit Twitter reply, think of smth witty… an anecdote… smth not lame… Too long reword… grab thesaurus… use abbr… 30 mins later, give up.

    1 reply 3 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Apr 23

    "If authors of programming books wrote arithmetic books" (unsure of origin, fw'd by friend)

    44 replies 2,798 retweets 3,670 likes
  3. Apr 19

    How often do you shutdown your computer?

    4 replies 1 like
  4. Apr 2
    Replying to

    This is a personal anecdote, and probably the reason I haven't replied to your tweet.

    1 like
  5. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    "Documentation? No, just read the code... it's all pretty straightforward."

    82 replies 6,134 retweets 8,905 likes
  6. Mar 31

    Social media users can be classified as TCP or UDP. Either constantly checking for replies or forgot they even posted something.

    1 reply 2 retweets 28 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    The 265 members of Congress who sold you out to ISPs, and how much it cost to buy them via

    1 reply 34 retweets 31 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Mar 26

    When DC Comics made Lex Luthor president, he sold LexCorp. Trump is literally less ethical than a comic book villain.

    543 replies 43,707 retweets 78,262 likes
  9. Mar 7

    Spends 3 days rebasing large patch, full of conflicts Builds and passes tests on 1st attempt Checks to see if teleported to alt universe

    3 replies 7 retweets 37 likes
  10. Mar 1
    Replying to

    . Finally got around to patching fs to accept ArrayBuffers:

    4 retweets 7 likes
  11. Feb 27

    Hello my name is Trevor. I keep a list of things I once knew but probably forgot, and links to look up how to use them.

    Hello my name is Dav. I can't even begin to list the things I have to look up everyday. My brain can't hold all of that specific information
    1 reply 2 retweets 8 likes
  12. Feb 25

    Personality test. Would you rather have your living space be:

    1 reply 3 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Feb 23

    Cloudflare data leaked. Please change your passwords. THIS IS A BIG DEAL! DO NOT IGNORE IT!!

    7 replies 207 retweets 147 likes
  14. Feb 21

    1. git commit -S 2. spend an hour writing descr msg 3. mistype and fail gpg key auth 4. lose commit msg 5. git commit -m 'changed stuff'

    3 replies 23 retweets 52 likes
  15. Feb 21

    Added grip to a gun's slide to make it easier for my kid to rack. Also sanded inside lever to fix the slide from getting stuck.

    2 replies 7 likes
  16. Feb 15

    Finally got a hold of my old NES. After 24 years I will finally beat Super Mario Bros.

    1 retweet 14 likes
  17. Feb 8

    For work wrote a parser that turns large snapshots ( > 256MB) into a modified JSON. Enjoy.

    2 retweets 9 likes
  18. Feb 7

    Created the module ab-neuter to neuter ArrayBuffers and free its memory. Basically a continuation of buffer-dispose.

    5 likes
  19. Feb 6

    Today we welcomed Norris boy number 3 into the family. Hope you understand if I get behind on issue review for the next couple weeks.

    5 replies 2 retweets 40 likes
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      Compilers / GPUs / NetBSD / Lindy Hop (not necessarily in that order)

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