He’s my boss tho...
There are a lot of white people here and I don’t ask you for much. But I have a favor. Math suggests that at least some of you know a white guy who is going around screaming, “it’s just the FLU!” I need each of you to punch that guy. Each one, teach one. Thank you.
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lol, i didn't quite *punch* my papa, but I did text several scary articles. he's now social distancing. :)
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I will punch two, just for you.
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You guys are too funny. Need that now. 
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I am not touching anyone and can't punch anyone from six feet away and am not leaving my house but I am yelling at my people loudly on the interwebs.
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It’s my father-in-law, but no problem.
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It’s my dad. No problem!
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I can’t punch my parents; they’re 900 miles away. But we are shame texting them like crazy.
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