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It's been 17 years since Air Bud came out and there are ZERO dogs on any major sports teams. When will the discrimination end?
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Long weekend at Treasure Island Music Fest. It was a ton of fun, but all I want to do is go home and cuddle @FatBirb.
After trying on 27 pairs of jeans, I finally found the perfect cut. With one catch: they only come in acid-washed. #cheetales
Come on dudes, I know you want that sweet, sweet Chester plushie.
Tweet me a scary story using #cheetales. It could be made in to a short film and you could win an tiny version of me. pic.twitter.com/E2X0WHuJYL
Ah now we play a game of "fireworks or gunshots".
THE #SFGIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE #SFGIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! WE’RE GOING BACK TO THE WORLD SERIES!!! pic.twitter.com/Z2YCmJikQs
GIANTSSSSSSS
Had no idea I'd end my day at a Giants game tonight. Cheers to @Danilo_exhales for being spontaneous. pic.twitter.com/pF7JzyWmhU
The astronaut knew there was no life on Mars. But they never told him about all the dead things that were there. #cheetales
#StopGamerGate2014 Because it started as a campaign to destroy a woman, then expanded to destroy any woman.
Terrorists threats against @femfreq at USU promise feminists will 'die screaming' in 'revenge' for 'emasculation' http://www.standard.net/Police/2014/10/14/Utah-State-University-student-threatens-act-of-terror-if-feminist.html …
The line at Whole Foods is too long. A single tear. A clenched fist. I tilt my head to the sky and let out a scream. Curse you Dreamforce.
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[ Decision Tree ] Should I make Ebola jokes on plane? ↓ What the fuck is wrong with you?
273 retweets 425 favoritesHOT CHEETOS IN EYE. OH GOD WHYYYYYYY
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Orange dust coats everything
Hide the evidence
#NationalPoetryDay pic.twitter.com/k39fIukILx
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Videogame Legend/weapons specialist/actress FYI: I have no Facebook, so if 'I' start telling you I'm a Nigerian prince, don't listen! http://playlive.stjude.org/TheLegendsOf
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