Zack Kohn

@TrafficKohn

Baltimore-based photography teacher, news junkie, Apple aficionado, NPR supporter, and court watcher.

Joined March 2009

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  1. 23 May 2014

    Sen. Cardin " is the most forward thinking institution of higher education, not only in Maryland, but across this country."

  2. 3 Jun 2013
  3. Retweeted
    3 Feb 2013

    Check out all those happy Ravens...lookin' like they all just won Best Actress...

  4. Retweeted
    5 Jan 2013

    If it weren't for , I'd never be late for anything.

  5. Retweeted
    16 Oct 2012

    If this debate was Pokemon, Obama would be Gyarados and Romney would be Magikarp. Just go with it, it makes sense.

  6. 3 Oct 2012

    Man I wish I could only comprise for a couple hours on Mondays...

  7. 3 Oct 2012

    What if we put Mitt Romney in front of a room of Obama cardboard cutouts? Would he be for Obamacare?

  8. 3 Oct 2012

    says: "There's a politics to this."

  9. 3 Oct 2012

    "Expensive things hurt families" so we just learned Mitt Romney's family has a lot of enemies in those several mansions of his.

  10. 3 Oct 2012

    Romney is a robot that adjusts to whomever he talks to. I'm actually amazed by his ability to unabashedly contradict himself

  11. Retweeted
    3 Oct 2012

    To put the number "1 trillion" in perspective: 1 ejaculation contains 300 million sperm. 1 trillion sperm is 3333.33 cumshots.

  12. 3 Oct 2012

    "I don't want to go down the path to Spain!"

  13. 3 Oct 2012

    Did Romney just say he wanted to cut jobs?

  14. 19 Sep 2012

    "gotta keep those haters updated on yo life... I wanna be cool sometimes, sunglasses" @juliannalaufer

  15. 28 Jul 2012

    Missing SA pretty hard with @

  16. 21 Jun 2012

    Feeling a distinct mix of judgement and jealousy towards @juliannalaufer because of your massive . @

  17. 19 Jun 2012
    Replying to

    @juliannalaufer

  18. 19 Jun 2012
    Replying to

    @juliannalaufer no. way. I do not believe that.

  19. 19 Jun 2012
    Replying to

    @juliannalaufer what.

  20. 19 Jun 2012

    With a 30 prison sentence that could have been 10 years, why add insult to injury and give up 20 for good behavior?

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