Thomas H. Ptacek

@tqbf

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 May 2016

    DOWNVOTES IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR I CANNOT LIVE I CANNOT DIE TRAPPED IN THIS THREAD COMMENTS MY HOLDING CELL

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  2. 15 hours ago

    ❤️

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  3. 18 hours ago

    Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. What the FUCK?

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  4. 18 hours ago

    seriously it would be approximately as portentous to say that Cook Islanders have turned on Biden.

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  5. 18 hours ago

    (deep breath) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (coff) OOOOOOOOO

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  6. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Pour one out for SGX

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  7. 23 hours ago

    My least favorite thing about Golang was the usage requirement (declaring and not using a variable is a hard error, not a warning), but — I say this once a year or so — it catches a HORRIBLE bug for me about once every other month or so.

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  8. Retweeted
    Apr 15

    How is our team celebrating the Levchin award? We held a Nailed It!-style baking contest! This is the "award-winning" Levchin cake, baked by our VP, ! You can help us celebrate, too, by donating to Let's Encrypt:

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  9. Retweeted
    27 Nov 2021

    this is for the decemberists appreciators

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  10. Apr 15

    Love this place.

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  11. Apr 14

    IT’S HAPPENING. We’re hiring platform engineers. Come! See the world through my eyes! Ah-hah-hah!

    Check this job out. It's platform engineering on . Probably the most fun nightmare you can find working in our field.
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  12. Apr 14

    … some of it might be because PQC is a full-employment program for academic cryptographers working on novel async primitives. :)

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  13. Apr 14

    Some of this might just be compounding popularity from the success of previous competitions.

    Didn't realize that the PQC competition was very popular, compared to other NIST competitions!
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  14. Apr 14

    God, I love this attack.

    Replying to @durumcrustulum
    I'm really curious how some TLS developers who claim to be using 100% fully constant-time mitigate Bleichenbacher attacks! Afaik there's no rigorously constant time mitigation, you have to branch at the end of the handshake and hope there's enough noise🤦🏻‍♂️
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  15. Retweeted
    Apr 14

    Longest thread in the world continues for day 2 of

    Day 2 of ! Kicking off with the TLS session, "Justifying Standard Parameters in the TLS 1.3 Handshake", presented by Hannah Davis
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  16. Retweeted
    Apr 14

    oh come on

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  17. Apr 13

    I didn’t get to be the developer who built this pop-up and I’ve wasted my life.

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  18. Retweeted
    Apr 13

    Congratulations to both Don Coppersmith and for each of their Levchin prizes.

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  19. Retweeted
    Apr 13

    If you can’t attend, this thread is the best way to experience

    LIVE, IN THE FLESH, FROM AMSTERDAM, IT'S !
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  20. Retweeted
    Apr 12

    Ha. Good job weirdos .

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  21. Apr 12

    New episode! I was sick when they recorded it, so I’m not on it, and it shows: it’s one of our better eps!

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