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@totallymorgan

Writer. Merry Little Batman (HBOMax) / Driftwood (HBOMax) / Teen Titans Go! (Cartoon Network) / Liza on Demand (YouTube Premium) / The Onion (Newspaper)

Joined April 2007

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  1. May 19

    There’s a post credits sequence on The Staircase this week where Freddy and Jason ask the Owl to join their crew

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  2. May 17

    I can’t believe every director has the actor actually touch the toilet seat when they’re vomiting. Do people really just grab toilet seats???

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  3. May 17

    Very hyped for Rescue Rangers

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  4. May 17
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  5. May 17

    On the day of the congressional UFO hearing I just feel like I want to publicly announce I am OBSESSED with the white tic tac stories and the UFO/UAP shit. Unreal.

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  6. May 16

    Tell ya what, there aren't a lot of movies I think Sam Raimi WOULDN'T improve, that's for sure.

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  7. May 15

    The fact that there aren’t tons of Angelyne billboards all over LA right now that look like the old ones, but with Emmy Rossum instead, is a huge missed opportunity

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  8. May 14

    Was fun. Love Paul McCartney. Look him up!

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  9. May 13

    I had to pee during “Hey Jude” and walked into a packed bathroom and announced “so we all hate hey jude huh?” And that may be my best joke ever

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  10. May 13

    Have you guys heard of him

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  11. May 13

    Seeing Paul McCartney (The Beatles, Wings) tonight!

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  13. May 12

    I’m pro anything that stops me from dying just a cool fact about me

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  14. May 11

    Is Jennifer Lawrence still going to play Elizabeth Holmes after The Dropout?

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  15. May 11
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  16. May 11

    So the Jessica Beal Candy (which is pretty good!) is out now on Hulu and later this year Elizabeth Olsen is playing Candy in an HBO series about the same murder. Writers- how many times have you been told in a pitch or general that someone else had something too similar?

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  17. May 11

    I'm a member of the television academy finally, so please venmo me 50 bucks for each show you want me to vote for thanks.

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    May 11

    David Letterman auditioned to star in AIRPLANE! - this is the audition.

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  19. May 11

    Shout out to whoever edits the Ziwe show.

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  20. May 10

    I'd give anything to see Inland Empire at Lincoln Center... Sometimes I REALLY miss New York.

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