Betch@totalbetchmove·Mar 10Being a pessimist is great, because I’m always either right, or pleasantly surprised.413
Betch@totalbetchmove·Dec 20, 2021Using this pic of Baby Grinch to show my eyelash lady what look I’m going for this Christmas🎄14141
Betch@totalbetchmove·Dec 7, 2021Fuck it’s almost 2022, I’m not done processing/repressing 2020 yet.217
Betch@totalbetchmove·Jul 28, 2021I have your next mini-series @netflix. Please make this into something 🛍 📜 Hobby Lobby also had to forfeit 11,000 illegally acquired artifacts in 2017 🤯cnbc.comHobby Lobby's $1.6 million Gilgamesh tablet has been forfeited to the U.S.A 3,500-year-old clay tablet purchased by the Hobby Lobby arts and crafts chain for $1.6 million has been forfeited to the United States.118
Betch@totalbetchmove·Jun 2, 2021Boyfriend: I regret getting you that @nutribullet for Christmas. Me: *drinking a waffle* What, why?124
Betch@totalbetchmove·Nov 27, 2020Me: My life is a dumpster fire, I need a purpose Brain: Did you say ... a purchase? #BlackFriday11243
Betch@totalbetchmove·Sep 21, 2020Moira is life #SchittsCreek #Emmys2020GIFread image descriptionALT532
Betch@totalbetchmove·Sep 21, 2020Wait ... why is there a full audience??? #EmmysGIFread image descriptionALT213
Betch@totalbetchmove·Aug 1, 2020I’m just a girl. Standing in front of her air conditioner. Asking for it to be Fall.2784
Betch@totalbetchmove·Mar 24, 2020With all this sitting at home alone, shout out to my birth control being the only thing reminding me what day of the week it is 📆 #COVID19GIF12
Betch@totalbetchmove·Mar 22, 2020Day 4 Dear Diary, No matter how bad it gets I will not download tik tok.256110
Betch@totalbetchmove·Jan 5, 2020When you see your ex out in public for the first time post-breakupGIF1316
Betch@totalbetchmove·May 22, 2019me: I’m not hungry him: fine but I’m not giving you any of my food *one minute later*832
Betch@totalbetchmove·May 21, 2019John Paul Jones seems like the kind of guy who’d brag about swiping left on 95% of girls on Tinder all while fake half smiling at you #creepynotcute #TheBachelorette516
Betch@totalbetchmove·May 12, 2019if there are spiked seltzers in hell i want a one way ticket. express.637
Betch@totalbetchmove·Apr 25, 2019RT if you’re slaying your light jacket game today #PerfectDate #April25thGIF11728
Betch@totalbetchmove·Mar 6, 2019Colton chilling in the shower for 2 hours straight like #WomenTellAll #TheBachelorGIF218
Betch@totalbetchmove·Mar 6, 2019I don’t care that she got out too early to be the next #Bachelorette I’m #TeamDemi @demi_burnett #WomenTellAllGIF522
Betch@totalbetchmove·Mar 6, 2019It wouldn’t be a #TheBachlor crying montage without @ashleyiaco #WomenTellAllGIF27
Betch@totalbetchmove·Feb 13, 2019Mavericks favorite activities include watching the #WestminsterDogShow, tail wagging, and being a good boy 🐶 #BestAtHomeContest #BoopSnootSquad @WKCDOGS314
Betch@totalbetchmove·Feb 11, 2019“I can’t work like this!” I scream under super totally normal conditions. #mondaythoughts626
Betch@totalbetchmove·Jan 8, 2019Alright Catherine is clearly only still here as a #ProducerPick #TheBachelorGIF28
Betch@totalbetchmove·Jan 3, 2019I have officially just googled maybe 52 b-list celebrities heights #TheMaskedSingerGIF1115
Betch@totalbetchmove·Nov 22, 2018If the CDC is telling us it's safer to eat an entire pie and wash it down with a glass of gravy than eat a salad, who am I to argue #HappyThanksgiving321
Betch@totalbetchmove·Nov 16, 2018New dating profile: if you don’t like hiking, I’m your girl. #whydoeseveryonelikehiking642
Betch@totalbetchmove·Jul 11, 2018How many Kombuchas does it take to get a buzz... asking for a friend.GIF1831