Michele

@torporific

Joined October 2009
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  1. May 20

    "I just learned ARIA isn't just a font."

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  2. May 19

    During a Chris Cornell tribute while Black Hole Sun is playing, "Isn't this R.E.M.?"

  3. May 10

    "Phineas Gage was speared through the left frontal lobe." "Is this reference humor?" "What show is this?"

  4. May 9

    "You open mouth smacked me."

  5. Apr 28

    "You don't have any imperial evidence."

  6. Mar 22

    "If I had said you twist it and a thing pops out, that's obviously a jack o lantern."

  7. Jan 16

    "Who's Watson in Sherlock?" "Freeman." "Morgan Freeman is in Sherlock?!" "Yeah, it's elementary mothafucka!" "...That's Samuel L Jackson."

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  8. 29 Dec 2016

    "Kenny Rogers is still booming in Asia." "Like highway to the danger zone?" "No that's Kenny Loggins" "Oh the saxophone guy?" "Kenny G..."

  9. 9 Dec 2016

    "You really hit the ball in the head."

  10. 24 Nov 2016

    "A good restaurant? How many Michelin tires was it?"

  11. 8 Nov 2016

    "We have a Green Party. That's Blue plus Red ... shut up, I'm colorblind."

  12. 4 Nov 2016

    "Since you collaborated my story"

  13. 31 Oct 2016

    "I like a boy." "Is he a pretty boy?"

  14. Retweeted
    25 Oct 2016

    We're live on Reddit IAMA! Check us out directly here:

    5 retweets 2 likes
  15. 8 Oct 2016

    "Fried chicken is the PBR of food." - Clay

    1 retweet
  16. 28 Sep 2016

    "Macallan, that's high end poser drinking."

  17. 23 Sep 2016

    "George Takei, isn't that the guy from Karate Kid?"

  18. 23 Sep 2016

    "BD Wong was Sulu in Star Trek."

  19. 23 Sep 2016

    "Freak in the streets; pencil in the sheets."

  20. 23 Sep 2016

    "French toast? That's just egg around bread right?"

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