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If it’s chocolate, it’s the only one worth eating. White chocolate is garbage. End of the day, you could cut it up into smaller pieces and it stops being a dick and just starts being …. Chocolate.
Let’s get Vegas on the line rofl 



The black part. Because she didn't mention one was white. But she specifically mentioned the black one, exclamation marks and all.
“One of which was black!!!!!!!!!” Made me spit out my drink
Like a bad movie plot. “Dick candy was bad. But a black one is where this mom tears it! 


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She can't have her daughter getting any ideas
She was definitely hiding her problem that it was black under the veil that they were peni.
Oh I read that wrong. Like I would be pissed they weren't both black. What monster is giving my kid white chocolate?!
You know...
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