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I was fat then lost weight then was fat again then lost weight then was fat then lost weight then gained then wrote then told political jokes on Twitter

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    Tony Posnanski‏Verified account @tonyposnanski Jul 16

    Dear Trump, If I gave you 100 Skittles and then said only 36 were not poisonous Then you would realize how shitty your approval rating is.

    11:03 AM - 16 Jul 2017
    • 5,959 Retweets
    • 17,597 Likes
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    473 replies 5,959 retweets 17,597 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Stephanie Regalado‏ @SoManyStories Jul 16
        Replying to @tonyposnanski

        You are my favorite Trump Tweeter.

        2 replies 4 retweets 111 likes
      3. Tony Posnanski‏Verified account @tonyposnanski Jul 16
        Replying to @SoManyStories

        Whatevs. You say that to alllllll the Trump Tweeters.

        3 replies 1 retweet 71 likes
      4. Alt Fed Employee‏ @Alt_FedEmployee Jul 16
        Replying to @tonyposnanski @SoManyStories

        My god Stephanie, I thought what we had was special!!!!

        1 reply 1 retweet 46 likes
      5. Stephanie Regalado‏ @SoManyStories Jul 16
        Replying to @Alt_FedEmployee @tonyposnanski

        Good thing my heart has unlimited amounts of love for good Trump Tweeters. I shall place you on my list of faves😍

        2 replies 1 retweet 45 likes
      6. Alt Fed Employee‏ @Alt_FedEmployee Jul 16
        Replying to @SoManyStories @tonyposnanski

        😃 Same.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      7. Tony Posnanski‏Verified account @tonyposnanski Jul 16
        Replying to @Alt_FedEmployee @SoManyStories

        But I'm still number 1 right?

        2 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      8. Alt Fed Employee‏ @Alt_FedEmployee Jul 16
        Replying to @tonyposnanski @SoManyStories

        Who are you again? 😉😘

        2 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
      9. Tony Posnanski‏Verified account @tonyposnanski Jul 16
        Replying to @Alt_FedEmployee @SoManyStories

        The person who is number one in Stephanie's eyes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
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    1. Joe Carnahan‏Verified account @carnojoe Jul 17
      Replying to @tonyposnanski

      @Kris_Sacrebleupic.twitter.com/YEVpEjxr4J

      0 replies 7 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Dan O'Connell‏ @Thunderdan_mavs Jul 16
        Replying to @tonyposnanski

        He doesn't eat Skittles. Those are poor people food. Should be "fabulous pieces of wonderful cake".

        7 replies 1 retweet 52 likes
      3. Patti G‏ @gidgetcoyne Jul 16
        Replying to @Thunderdan_mavs @tonyposnanski

        Switch it to servings of meatloaf. He loves #Meatloaf

        3 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      4. Alison Sheltrown 👊🏻‏ @jankybrain Jul 16
        Replying to @gidgetcoyne @Thunderdan_mavs @tonyposnanski

        'I would do anything for love..but I won't do that'🎶🎵pic.twitter.com/mIKBzK6wnR

        3 replies 0 retweets 45 likes
      5. WonderWomanTexas  💥‏ @BrittaGirl1969 Jul 16
        Replying to @jankybrain @gidgetcoyne and

        pic.twitter.com/7iTxPOBVV5

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      6. Alison Sheltrown 👊🏻‏ @jankybrain Jul 16
        Replying to @BrittaGirl1969 @gidgetcoyne and

        pic.twitter.com/w2vByITtXr

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Angela M Tant‏ @amtant1972 Jul 16
        Replying to @tonyposnanski @markwwilsonmd

        C'mon, man...you know he can't do math.

        4 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      3. Bitchkitten5‏ @bitchkitten5 Jul 16
        Replying to @amtant1972 @tonyposnanski @markwwilsonmd

        Math is mean.

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. Karel‏ @cmirrorrose Jul 17
        Replying to @bitchkitten5 @amtant1972 and

        That mean math. Who knew math could be so complicated?

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. NekoAshi‏ @shanragirl Jul 16
        Replying to @tonyposnanski

        You know if any Drumpsters read this, they'll be all, "Now they're threatening to poison our candy?! Leftist violence!"

        2 replies 3 retweets 54 likes
      3. Verble Gherulous‏ @VerbleGherulous Jul 16
        Replying to @shanragirl @tonyposnanski

        They will say, "the altgay Left just wants everyone to 'taste the rainbow' and go out and gay marry! Agggggghhhh!"

        4 replies 2 retweets 24 likes
      4.  💦Beach ⛵Brat 💦‏ @BeachBrat Jul 16
        Replying to @VerbleGherulous @shanragirl @tonyposnanski

        It's funny. And yet it's sad. And true. Now i am sad again. That sucked....lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      5. End of conversation

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