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I was fat then lost weight then was fat again then lost weight then was fat then lost weight then gained then wrote then told political jokes on Twitter

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    Tony Posnanski‏Verified account @tonyposnanski Jul 9

    Trump- Who ate my chocolate cake? 17 people- *point at Putin* Putin- *wipes frosting off face* I didn't do it. Trump- Works for me!

    2:43 PM - 9 Jul 2017
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    86 replies 1,465 retweets 4,929 likes
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      2. Gareth‏ @GMLmusic Jul 9
        Replying to @tonyposnanski

        "I vehemently didn't do it" Trump: OK you're now in charge of cakes.

        1 reply 1 retweet 36 likes
      3. Vincent‏ @Porritt9Vincent Jul 10
        Replying to @GMLmusic @tonyposnanski

        Trump: Me and Putin will work together to stop people from eating my cakes

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. D. Travis North‏ @dtnorth Jul 9
        Replying to @tonyposnanski

        Additionally, Trump would debate whether it was 17 fingers pointing or 4.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Bonnie's Workshop‏ @Anikidomo Jul 10
        Replying to @dtnorth @tonyposnanski

        As would the NY Times: https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/06/25/us/politics/trumps-deflections-and-denials-on-russia-frustrate-even-his-allies.html?_r=0&mtrref=t.co&referer= … Correction at the end of the article, 4 agencies not 17

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. D. Travis North‏ @dtnorth Jul 10
        Replying to @Anikidomo @tonyposnanski

        It's a fair point. But Trump regularly focused on the details when the big picture is still that there is doubt and that should be explored.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Bonnie's Workshop‏ @Anikidomo Jul 10
        Replying to @dtnorth @tonyposnanski

        As it should. But facts are facts. Being wrong helps give Trump supporters fuel to call the media bias

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. D. Travis North‏ @dtnorth Jul 10
        Replying to @Anikidomo @tonyposnanski

        Agreed. There is a lot of haste in the media right now. I don't believe the big news outlets are intentionally making mistakes, but...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. D. Travis North‏ @dtnorth Jul 10
        Replying to @dtnorth @Anikidomo @tonyposnanski

        ...any mistakes made is only fuel to the fire. The Fake News narrative is reaching. But the 24 hour news cycle is hurting the industry.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. End of conversation
    1. Jaynie's Got a Bun‏ @FreeGirlNowNYC Jul 9
      Replying to @tonyposnanski

      Doesn't even bother to wipe his face - just takes another huge forkful

      0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      2. Lenin McCarthy 🐼 🇺🇸‏ @johnonolenin Jul 9
        Replying to @tonyposnanski

        The Russia stuff is all fake. You've been pushing that shit for a year straight with no evidencepic.twitter.com/6EvhdoS4aD

        1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
      3. 2TwoTooToTutuPtew‏ @mcQn Jul 9
        Replying to @johnonolenin @tonyposnanski

        Seems like the retractions missed the front page. Of the coloring books.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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    2. ProudVet‏ @SamuelG93530619 Jul 9
      Replying to @tonyposnanski @HelenWheels01

      Another good one!! Need keep laughing to keep from crying about what is happening to our country

      0 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
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    3. The Voice of Reason‏ @stophurtingusa Jul 9
      Replying to @tonyposnanski

      Putin: I VEHEMENTLY DE- *burps out chocolate crumbs* Trump: here are our nuke codes.

      0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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    4. Brent Lichtenberg‏ @lichtenbrent Jul 9
      Replying to @tonyposnanski

      The only way to save our democracy now is to give Putin 3 scoops of ice cream...

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    5. GMan6495‏ @GermaineMonroy Jul 9
      Replying to @tonyposnanski

      Trump said Obama ate the cake!!

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    6. Sherry Gatewood‏ @gate560 Jul 9
      Replying to @tonyposnanski @CorbieCrow

      That's the kind of analogy 45 would understand - with pictures.

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    7. Carol Ann Leif‏ @carolannleif Jul 9
      Replying to @tonyposnanski @patticar

      ...puts Putin in charge of protecting his chocolate cake in the future.

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    8. Lenin McCarthy 🐼 🇺🇸‏ @johnonolenin Jul 9
      Replying to @tonyposnanski @CrystalVan

      17 people? Or three people that took someone else's word for it that had chocolate on their face?

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      2. Lee Cox‏ @legaleagle48 Jul 9
        Replying to @tonyposnanski

        And then Donald Jr. today: But it's the Dems' fault for putting the cake out for the Russians in the first place!

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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