Tony Denyer

@tonydenyer

• Software Gardener • In search of boring, predictable, maintainable code • The unavoidable price of reliability is simplicity - Hoare • antony@inhouse.tech

Beckenham, London
inhouse.tech
Joined April 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Oct 2016

    Technical deficit - the amount of code being added to your technical debt on a daily basis.

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  2. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Here we go.

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    Jun 7

    Love those episodes where Dr Who meets his other selves.

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    Jun 6

    12 Signs You’re Working in a Feature Factory: by on

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    Jun 5

    📱 One day conference about digital products 🇬🇧 London 🎉 After work 🕺🏽 By amazing founders 🥘 Amazing nibbles 💸 Free

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    Jun 5

    "As I always say, 'given half a chance, developers will build frameworks'" -

    Oh dear "class GenericService"
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  7. Jun 5

    Oh dear "class GenericService"

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    Jun 2

    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    May 31

    You're my wife now Dave

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    Jun 1

    Be careful on your way in to work today

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  11. Retweeted
    May 26

    in expand you're willing to trade money for time ("wasteful" solutions that save time). in extract you're willing to trade time for money.

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    May 25

    Software engineering

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  13. May 25

    I'm fully stocked with tealights from IKEA

    I'll just leave this here ...
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  14. Retweeted
    May 24

    so i now own the domain and I think i've put it to good use tbh

    87 replies 969 retweets 2,561 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 24
    Replying to

    resulting in: 1. the goals were unclear 2. there was no management support 3. the client was an idiot 4. "build"

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  16. Retweeted
    May 24

    There is no compression algorithm for experience.

    arguably the most powerful tech company in the world hires engineers in their 60s. we should all learn from that
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  17. May 24

    So let's kick off this retrospective with 10 mins of silent passive aggressive post-it note writing.

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  18. Retweeted
    May 22

    So much time wasted on to and fro of pull requests. Pair and commit to master - job done.

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    May 22

    Register to VOTE NOW & have some control over which politicians are culled & which of your dreams are imprisoned in the ancient, magick jar.

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  20. May 22

    Take the blue pill

    Measuring progress by tasks completed is like measuring healthcare by pills taken
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    May 20

    The main paradigm of programming I do these days is reactive - I spend all my time sorting out the bugs and complexity introduced by others.

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