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Are we going to go through this guy's entire playlist? #WWDC2015

On one hand, eating that piece of cake would be very delicious and satisfying. On the other hand, I have five fingers... Cake it is!

Michelle on line dancing: 'wow, they're all doing the same thing!'

Stand back! I'm going to try science!

A woman just let her child off his kiddie leash and he ran two laps around a tree and took off running

Kara, on American Idol, "I've got six words for you: one of the best performances of the night!"

Mom: "Is it edible?" Albert: "Did you just ask me if bacon is edible?!"

On Hell's Kitchen: "I'll have a tomato omelette, please. But with no tomatoes."

Watching the judges on Chopped from the Food Network: "You cooked a real nice char on the chariness of the fish." Haha, what now?

If you watch LotR backwards, it's a saga about a little guy who finds a cool ring in a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home

"Jeannie, I won't be seeing you in my dreams, but I'll be seeing you tomorrow on Jeopardy." Oh, Alex Trebek.

These directions from Seattle to Honolulu require you to kayak across the Pacific Ocean, lol. http://twitpic.com/1kdc3

Played Scattergories tonight. Again. Letter: B. Prompt: Reasons to get fired. Response: Barf.

In Santa Barbara playing Scattergories. I've never played it before, but now I want to play every single night.

Hitting every single red light on an 8 mile stretch is not cool.

I tried yoga today. Turns out I can't bend.

Why do the contestants on Wheel of Fortune always buy vowels when they clearly know what the answer is?