A married Muslim woman, completely drunk and an obvious alcoholic, tries to chat me up. “My husband will be outraged,” she keeps saying. “No he won’t,” I say, “you’re only doing this in the hope he’ll tell you off. But he won’t because he’s too nice” She starts crying.
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I don’t even care for blondes. I much prefer women with black hair. I think this idea women have that men are obsessed with blondes, rather like this obsession with whether or not they shave their venereal zone.
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