Successful opening lines on Tinder: “I am the prince with a thousand enemies” “What an absolute unit” (not to be used on even mildly overweight women). “I’m in a conspiracy to overthrow Western liberal democracy. I need someone to sit on my lap and look pretty. Are you up to it?”
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