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    19. lip 2016.

    Once again, we must ask: did Chris Morris predict the future, or direct it?

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    prije 6 sati

    Periodic Reminder: When debugging, you must first accept that something you believe is true is not true. If everything you believed about this system were true, it would work. It doesn't, so you're wrong about something. This is a surprisingly common stumbling block for devs.

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    Odgovor korisniku/ci
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    prije 2 sata

    If people can't work from home, They'll just home from work. Think about it.

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    Featuring one of my favourite supermarket facts, which is that Lidl first invested in the UK after Black Wednesday, believing that the UK leaving the ERM would be poorer and thus a great market for discount stores:

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    prije 12 sati

    These formations commonly known as ‘devil’s corkscrews’, are the remnants of spiral burrows dug with teeth by palaeocastors, ancient land beavers who lived about 20 million years ago

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  8. prije 9 sati

    It is the year 2020. Every source control tool just looks at you blankly if you reorder some text.

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    , , i još njih 3
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    2. velj
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    prije 19 sati

    This is exactly the problem in this country. 40% of people believe a world of lies, and just don’t care.

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    27. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    "See that train? Well I'm here to fuck it and then I'm going to add it to this list of trains that I have fucked in my Train Fucking Book. Welcome to Train Coupling"

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  13. prije 14 sati

    Anyone know if you can get Slack to subscribe to an RSS/Atom/etc feed such that it posts a batch of new items as comment thread? Maybe through some integration or bot? We have a subscription to a feed which published 26 items in one go and obliterated a channel.

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    thinking about my favorite stock photo series, in which a clown breaks into an office to threaten people with a gun but eventually makes up with them and becomes an integral part of the team

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  15. 2. velj

    Thinking of writing a cookbook Meals You Can Cook And Eat On A Single Induction Ring In The Time It Takes To Listen To One Gloryhammer Album, based on my everyday life.

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    2. velj

    I used to wonder why the interfaces on Star Trek are so clunky given that it's centuries in the future, but I guess that's just Enterprise software for you

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    99 smartphones are transported in a handcart to generate virtual traffic jam in Google Maps. Through this activity, it is possible to turn a green street red which has an impact in the physical world by navigating cars on another route!

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    26. sij

    Tip for haxxing the system: if u draw a 2 on your forehead the computer can't read it because of binary. Youre invisible now

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  19. 2. velj

    I have some very serious news for the person trying to win this game.

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  20. 2. velj

    They've got everything.

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    PROSECUTOR: what was your relationship to the deceased? ME: he borrowed my blu-ray of Jupiter Ascending P: and would you call that film underrated, or an atrocious misfire that only plebs call underrated JUDGE: you don’t have to answer th- ME: I’LL ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION

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