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Noted cat-haver. Pseudonymous gallows humorist. My friends call me Dan. http://Instagram.com/realtomtomorrow 

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    1. Tom Tomorrow‏Verified account @tomtomorrow 12 Apr 2020

      There won't be political conventions this year (well maybe GOP because it is a death cult). There won't be comic cons. There won't be concerts at Madison Square Garden or even Forest Hills Stadium. There won't be Shakespeare in the Park. There won't be crowded Sundays at the Met.

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    2. Tom Tomorrow‏Verified account @tomtomorrow 12 Apr 2020

      2020: That Thing You Were Looking Forward To Is Canceled.

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      Tom Tomorrow‏Verified account @tomtomorrow 12 Apr 2020

      We *might* get restaurants back, with severely reduced capacity. Good luck getting a reservation.

      6:08 AM - 12 Apr 2020
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        2. Tom Tomorrow‏Verified account @tomtomorrow 12 Apr 2020

          I had two book events lined up for early summer -- Book Expo, which is held at Javits, which is currently a field hospital, and the Strand, which is closed.

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        3. Tom Tomorrow‏Verified account @tomtomorrow 12 Apr 2020

          I've been waiting years for the chance to do events at both of those. Now, the thought of doing a public signing is terrifying.

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        1. Gedalia  😷‏ @gedaliap 12 Apr 2020
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          Cancel culture because of something viral

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        1. Russ Burgos‏ @Russ_Burgos 12 Apr 2020
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          With the 1% crowding everyone else out for the limited access we'll have to public spaces, entertainment venues, etc.

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        2. Esau‏ @GC_Esau 12 Apr 2020
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          Nobody goes to restaurants anymore, they’re too crowded.

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        3. Miragee who wears a  😷 I’m @ 🏡 in the  🖼‏ @eegarim 12 Apr 2020
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          🙄 😂

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        1.  🛼 Komrad Iron  🛼#Fe-26 🛼  🛼  🛼‏ @Komrad_Iron 12 Apr 2020
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          Yeah, but that grill bolted to the back of my bicycle is going to make me rich selling "Fun Dog" wieners to disappointed customers who would have had to wait for an hour for a seat. I just need to burn down all the White Castles* to complete my plan. *Don't do this.

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        1. Gee, Two Da Gee‏ @Gtwodagee 12 Apr 2020
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          89% of all restaurants need to go out of business anyway; Americans have conditioned themselves to eat things that aren’t really food so they have no idea what good or bad food really is. How about a cartoon on that dirty little secret?

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        1. Xaks (some kind of IT dipshit) #RESIST #BLM‏ @BryanWenzel 12 Apr 2020
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          More like "Good luck finding an actual decent restaurant still operating" Most of the smaller, quality kitchens operate on margins WAY too small to survive a prolonged shutdown like this, much less operating at half (or less) capacity Taco Bell and Olive Garden everywhere, tho!

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        1. randicoot‏ @RandallWright77 12 Apr 2020
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          And they’ll need to charge much more to break even.

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