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    Non Fungible Tom Tomorrow‏Verified account @tomtomorrow 16 Oct 2018

    serious question: how exactly did the Saudis *think* killing a journalist in their own consulate was going to work out well for them?

    4:08 PM - 16 Oct 2018
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      1. Arkenor‏ @Arkenor 16 Oct 2018
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        This is reminding me of John Haigh, a British serial killer known as the Acid Bath Murderer. He believed that you couldn't be charged with murder if the corpse wasn't found. He was executed for six counts of murder.

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      1. Fernet Bronco‏ @BusterBroncoEsq 16 Oct 2018
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        They figured Trump wouldn’t care

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      1. rickrow‏ @rickrow 16 Oct 2018
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        When Pompeo agreed to have a photo of himself smiling with MbS.

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      1. Ninja-Warrior Poet‏ @Chill4aMinute 16 Oct 2018
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        You assume this is the first time.

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      1. FunkyBob  💉 💉‏ @BunkyFob 16 Oct 2018
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        Ah, well, see... you're starting from the point of view of someone who has 'accountability' built into their world view...

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      1. Chris Swartout‏ @chrisswartout 16 Oct 2018
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        They know who the American President is.

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      1. Randall Smith‏ @smith_randallk 16 Oct 2018
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        Probably assumed it would be a one day story, overtaken by events.

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      1. CheyWhitey‏ @Cheywhitey 16 Oct 2018
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        Buy enough Trump apartments and you think you're untouchable.

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      1. Matthew (not) the Raven‏ @Doddpool 16 Oct 2018
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        Odds are they were counting on the exact response they got from our President. #IDontCareDoU

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