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  1. Festet tweet
    25. jun.

    A reminder to all you good people who enjoy the cartoon, the main thing keeping it sustainable right now is direct reader support.

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    Yet another frightening report of conditions at Rikers, from two leading City Council members. We can not turn away from this. There must be immediate action from both gov & mayor to reduce the # of people detained there, solve the staffing problem, surge medical resources etc.

    At Rikers I saw the most inhumane conditions imaginable. Intake was abhorrent—100s of inmates trapped for weeks. Denied water, food, a place to sleep. COVID rampant. Staff doing multiple shifts. must take action. Each day this continues is a humanitarian crisis.
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    Wow, what a surprise, Facebook is a goddamn cesspool of disinformation created by professional trolls to influence American politics and foment social division.

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  4. for 10 timer siden

    to ultra-clarify, this is a NYC-specific question. Tests used to be free everywhere, no questions asked, like a month or two ago. Did something change?

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  5. for 10 timer siden

    To clarify: the most convenient thing for me has been CityMD, but they're not actually part of my insurance plan. I don't want to go in sometime for what has been a free test for the last year and get whacked with a $500 bill because testing is no longer free everywhere?

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  6. for 10 timer siden

    Does anyone know anything about this? Are we really abandoning free, widely available covid tests?

    As far as I can tell the whole public testing infrastructure is gone and has been replaced by businesses charging $250-500+ for rapid tests.
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    Midtown once contained a 44-foot tall, granite reservoir at 40th Street & Fifth Avenue, where you can now find the —which has the keys to the reservoir. Providing water for drinking and firefighting needs, it was crucial for the rapidly growing city.

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    See, the thing you have to understand here is, our society has collapsed and we’ve got ten, maybe fifteen years left, tops

    two governments have had to go on record to correct nicki minaj swollen ball misinformation
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  9. for 11 timer siden

    goddammit, there was definitely a "rightwing nuts" joke to be made here

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  10. for 12 timer siden

    I guess it's pretty badass to be on team SPIKEVAX

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    wait is this real? SPIKEVAX?

    [Internal Marketing Meeting at Moderna] Marketer 1: alright so we're finally getting to name our vaccine [light applause] and we need to keep in mind some people are afraid of needles so we need to be sensit- Marketer 2: SPIKEVAX [wild cheers, heavy metal riff]
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    This quote: Trump flipped out on Paul Ryan for condemning white supremacists after Charlottesville. Trump was apoplectic, according to 'Peril'. "These people love me. These are my people," Trump raged. "I can't backstab the people who support me."

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  13. for 12 timer siden

    that said, I'm getting kinda old.

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  14. for 12 timer siden

    If you're lucky, you'll live to 80 or 90. Adulthood basically starts at 20. People give themselves, like, ten to fifteen years of adult life at *most* before they start freaking out about being old, which is apparently a thing that lasts for fifty years of our lives.

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  15. for 12 timer siden

    reading a thread of people who are, to me, babies talking about how old they are

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  16. for 14 timer siden

    I am my own Cassandra, watching helplessly as I refuse to heed my warnings.

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    re last RT: I don't have space in my cartoons for that pre-emptive defensive crouch, but oh boy I always know *exactly* what the most stupid feedback is going to be in any given week, and I am almost never wrong.

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    there's an extraordinarily defensive style of writing where I can recognize if someone is probably active on Twitter or not by how often they include weird pre-emptive defenses of positions no sane person would ever take

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    um none of these actually

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  20. for 15 timer siden

    I just can't

    Right-wing talkshow grifters scratching and biting to climb over each other, frothing at the mouth in desperation to be the first one on the plane to Trinidad to personally measure Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls
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  21. for 19 timer siden

    I feel like people used to at least gesture toward making their grift plausible.

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