Tom Scocca

@tomscocca

This Twitter is about the Machines.

Joined June 2009

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  2. Poor OKC, imagine how it must feel to have one of your favorite NBA players move halfway across the country

  3. Julia Child got a real good rose named after her

  4. Vine by Tom Scocca
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  5. "What determined the title this year?" "The GOAT rose up to slay a 73-win death machine." "OK, so step one is we lock in Austin Rivers."

  6. anxiety of influence vine

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  7. oj about to not even be the trendingest mayo

  8. Watching NBA free agency feels like watching people buy snacks at the airport. Eight bucks for a cup of grapes! Who knew.

  9. BREAKING NBA FREE AGENT NEWS: Therefore free-agent movement will reflect, rather than change, the existing organizational balance of power.

  10. BREAKING NBA FREE AGENT NEWS: The vast majority of players could be either useful or useless depending on the context in which they play.

  11. Every complaint about an overpaid player is actually a complaint about an underpaid owner.

  12. "White supremacist bullshit" and I got a word left over

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  14. At the fireworks show

  15. I have a Doctorate. Last time I got married was in 1997. I have been married twice. I studied psychology. I am married.

  16. ok but john wall is dope and fun and not one 76er is dope and fun show me a dope and fun 76ers vine you can’t

  17. tfw u publish more words about your driving playlist than about what you saw when the army let you visit the a-bomb site

  18. Burneko does a close reading of a devastating portrait of a scam artist and the web of delusion around him

  19. How can you be the silent majority if you never shut up?

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