Tom Scocca

@tomscocca

This Twitter is about the Machines.

Joined June 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 25

    1 retweet 8 likes
  2. 11 hours ago

    Poor OKC, imagine how it must feel to have one of your favorite NBA players move halfway across the country

    17 retweets 30 likes
  3. 11 hours ago

    netflix

    3 likes
  4. Jul 3

    Julia Child got a real good rose named after her

    1 retweet 8 likes
  5. Jul 3

    4 likes
  6. Jul 3

    Vine by Tom Scocca
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    1 retweet 2 likes
  7. Jul 2

    "What determined the title this year?" "The GOAT rose up to slay a 73-win death machine." "OK, so step one is we lock in Austin Rivers."

    39 retweets 82 likes
  8. Jul 2

    anxiety of influence vine

    anxiety of influence vine
    Vine by Tom Scocca
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    2 likes
  9. Jul 1

    oj about to not even be the trendingest mayo

    2 likes
  10. Jul 1

    Watching NBA free agency feels like watching people buy snacks at the airport. Eight bucks for a cup of grapes! Who knew.

    600 retweets 792 likes
  11. Jul 1

    BREAKING NBA FREE AGENT NEWS: Therefore free-agent movement will reflect, rather than change, the existing organizational balance of power.

  12. Jul 1

    BREAKING NBA FREE AGENT NEWS: The vast majority of players could be either useful or useless depending on the context in which they play.

    2 retweets 6 likes
  13. Jul 1

    Every complaint about an overpaid player is actually a complaint about an underpaid owner.

    66 retweets 86 likes
  14. Jun 30

    "White supremacist bullshit" and I got a word left over

    1 like
  15. Jun 30

    Vine by Tom Scocca
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    1 retweet 2 likes
  16. Jun 30

    At the fireworks show

    13 retweets 33 likes
  17. Jun 30

    I have a Doctorate. Last time I got married was in 1997. I have been married twice. I studied psychology. I am married.

    3 retweets 2 likes
  18. Jun 29

    ok but john wall is dope and fun and not one 76er is dope and fun show me a dope and fun 76ers vine you can’t

    not too different from this fam, and all you got to show for it is john wall and perpetual mediocrity
    1 retweet 10 likes
  19. Jun 29

    tfw u publish more words about your driving playlist than about what you saw when the army let you visit the a-bomb site

    3 likes
  20. Jun 29

    Burneko does a close reading of a devastating portrait of a scam artist and the web of delusion around him

    10 retweets 23 likes
  21. Jun 29

    How can you be the silent majority if you never shut up?

    11 retweets 26 likes

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