Tommy Gibbons

The fact that as a country we spent more money on ourselves than we have upsets me on a daily basis.

A quick tour of the internet will show you how extreme people's porn and politics really are

You'll never hear FB/SNAP/GOOGL/UBER founders say "I never expected us to get this big". Makes me think the first step is believing it.

If you forget to pay parking tickets it's because you refuse to focus on the things that go wrong in your life or it's because you're a slob

Understated difference between the super bowl and the oscars, they don't play the national anthem before the oscars

I'm no longer saying "not bad". Not bad is good

Starting a 24 hour Indian restaurant called Nanstop...

Actors are our best communicators. The fact the best use their talents to sell variable interest rate @CapitalOne credit cards saddens me.

How do people like @pewdiepie and other successful youtube celebrities explain what they do to their parents?

Startup advice I wish I gave myself: don't sign up for anything on an annual basis - it gets in the way of the flexibility you'll need.

If entrepreneur is so American how come we don't have a word for it

meathead guy bumped me at a bar and I said "guys like you hike the ball to guys like me" and I think it's the meanest thing I've ever done

Two types of people in this world. People who wait for their ubers and people who make their ubers wait for them. @Uber

At the top of the comedic profession are terrible golfers, at the top of the golf profession are decently funny people.

I don't know how to open a bottle of wine. I just overpower the cork

I am so curious as to see what a mixed race child of mine would look like that I just might do it.

Women want equal pay, equal work, and equal rights. However, from what I have found, they do not want equal height

data point: Someone says to me in a group of people "What's up?". I say "My cholesterol & tech equities". 0 of 4 finds it funny.

Studies show the best way to become a famous millionaire and icon by age 19 is to join a boy band and I'll parent accordingly.

If your only information was critical scenes from movies, you'd think people spent 80% of their time on train station platforms before 1940.