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Dude, it's $8 a month. A Big Mac and fries. Good lord, I probably use $8 a day in toilet paper. twitter.com/rcc/status/164…
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A Black child gets murdered — they blame and attack him. A white man murders — they excuse and defend him.
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Zero percent of my collection is “the nazi stuff” and I have dozens of little coins with Lincoln on them. Dozens!
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That’s fine. But “the Nazi stuff” is literally .00001 of his collection. He also has Lincoln’s desk from the Illinois legislature and the Declaration of Independence.
Oh, I don’t know, Larry. Maybe it’s because their jobs were shipped to China in 2001, they lost their homes in 2008, and their credit card interest rate skyrocketed to 30% last year because of the disastrous neoliberal policies you have been pushing for decades.
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The most disturbing set of data on America that I have encountered in a long time. This transcends politics.
This is especially scary remembering that demographics were the best early warning on the collapse of the USSR. ft.com/content/653bbb… Show more
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According to this smooth-brained weakling, world dominance requires having child soldiers on standby.
Of course! Every famously successful and thriving culture has child soldiers… like Cambodia under the Khmer Rouge or Germany under the Third Reich or present day Russia.
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While America is focused on indoctrinating our children with rainbows & pronouns, our adversaries are training their children to be warriors.
American world dominance is dwindling and the future is not pretty.
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The Keating Five Scandal wouldn’t be considered a scandal today.
It wouldn’t even once be mentioned on TV.
America has so normalized corruption that politicians pressuring regulators & casting votes to help their donors is now just called “politics.”
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She knows what it actually means.
She also knows she’s part of a vile, violent, authoritarian group of people hellbent on co-opting the language of the oppressed to achieve personal wealth and unchecked political power.
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LOL: Briahna Joy Gray BREAKS the brain of Rising guest Bethany Mandel by asking her to define "wokeness"
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turns out the disabled Twitter employee who Elon publicly ridiculed for asking about the status of his employment sold his company to Twitter for ~$100 million, and the deal was structured in a way which requires payment for the entire deal upon his termination—whoops 🤣
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I’m sorry you’re going through this, . I know Musk’s actions shouldn’t be shocking at this point, but his handling of your situation is repulsive. I hope you and anyone else enduring such treatment are preparing massive lawsuits.
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Hi again @elonmusk 
I hope you are well.
I’m fine too. I’m thankful for your interest in my health.
But since you mentioned it, I wanted to give you more info.
I have muscular dystrophy. It has many effects on my body.
Let me tell you what they are: twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
I hope you are well.
I’m fine too. I’m thankful for your interest in my health.
But since you mentioned it, I wanted to give you more info.
I have muscular dystrophy. It has many effects on my body.
Let me tell you what they are: twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…Show this thread
The foreign policy of Magantis (MAGA + DeSantis): "Democrats are doing too much abroad. We need to do more for Americans." The domestic policy of #Magantis: "Democrats are doing too much for Americans."
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The replies to this are disheartening.
The suffering caused by empowering shameless demagogues affects everyone.
The unwillingness of average citizens to recognize the cause-and-effect of tribal politics compounds the tragedy by ensuring this will happen again.
A lifelong government employee worth somewhere around $100 million decides to relinquish power at 91 years old.
Christ.
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I am announcing today I will not run for reelection in 2024 but intend to accomplish as much for California as I can through the end of next year when my term ends. Even with a divided Congress, we can still pass bills that will improve lives.
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The cliche is about what even one bad apple does to the whole barrel. It spoils it all. Please revise your metaphors accordingly.
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📱Almost forgot it is 16 years today since iPhone was announced
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Grandpa’s hopped up on stimulants and doesn’t want a Friday night cliffhanger.
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As that commotion was just playing out on the House floor, I am told former President Trump spoke with Andy Biggs and Matt Gaetz, placing the calls as it appeared McCarthy was not going to secure the speakership tonight and the House was going to adjourn until Monday.
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As second anniversary of Jan. 6 approaches, FBI raises the reward for info about the person who placed pipe bombs at the DNC and RNC. fbi.gov/contact-us/fie
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Here it is. My magnum opus.
“Smooth” by Santana and Rob Thomas, in the style of the B-52s.
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Now I want to print up stickers for bibles.
“The fanciful inspiration behind Monty Python’s cult classic, Life of Brian. Also, regular cults!”
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IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
TWITTER HAS BEEN BREACHED. Even with two factor authentication enabled, you are vulnerable to a SIM swap attack.
CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD NOW. Please RT.
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If you don’t have equity in your company and your employer expects to sleep at the office to prove how “hardcore” you are, you’re being exploited.
There’s no honor, no virtue, in being a sucker.
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Twitter’s “hardcore” push sees return of sleeping at the office wapo.st/3OzNSnv
Our goal is simple – to breathe through our fingernails.
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