I really hope that knows I'm going to spend hours in that back patio area reading stories to baby H and drinking coffee from The Victory.
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What a special time to be a parent of small children ✌️
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excuse me ma’am that’s my emotional support pile of 30 unread books
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Dive bar on the east side, where you at?
📸: thirdweststudio:
This little one might not have gear yet, but he can still dress like and make me laugh.
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I spent a lot of late nights and early mornings binging while caring for my son.
It helped me get into the right headspace to be a good parent and put the personal priorities first.
And it made me laugh. So much. And believe in a better tomorrow.
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Why yes, that is a "Believe" baby blanket stitched with my own hands.
Clothing was all from his closet.
Mustache from Party City.
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Henry makes most of these motions when he's at swim lessons.
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This baby otter taking its first swim is everything… twitter.com/buitengebieden
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We're partnering up with for the book launch of 's THE CITY WE BECAME in paperback(!!!!!!!) on July 27!!
Simply preorder a copy from us to attend the livestream. More info here: bit.ly/2TcOqXS
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I cannot tell you the uncomfortable silences I have trained myself to wait out as the men (and sometimes white women) all wait for me to naturally take notes. I can wait.
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I just can’t get into this whole online dating world. Call me old-fashioned, but I’d rather meet someone buying the last pair of gloves at Bloomingdales, then we share a frozen hot chocolate and hope we come upon a book and a $5 bill with each other's phone numbers on it.
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Velma struggling to find her glasses because she cannot see her glasses without her glasses is one of the most honest representations of real life in the history of fiction.
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The privilege that is dripping from this statement. Phew.
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“I had an Ironman triathlon just recently and didn’t want to mess with my training," LeMahieu said.
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This made me laugh out loud -- and is precisely why I love my Room framily so much.
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me: Wait. Jack Kerouac was gay?
coworker: Misian, what do you think he was doing on the road?
me: omg. Wait. I didn't know this.
coworker: It's okay. I didn't know Virginia Woolf was gay.
me: ..............we work at A Room of One's Own
coworker: ikr
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Ask Again, Still No, the hot new book about my child "painting cars with paintbrushes and yogurt and then doing an indoor carwash in the living room with bubbles"
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This Milwaukee Brewers game has everything. Yelich home runs. Pitcher ejections. Birthday boy home runs. Drunk people being heard too well on the TV Broadcast. A player named Mantiply for some reason. Giant meats racing for no prize.
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I’ve been waiting
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So, again, just want to make sure the world knows that is just one store, less than a dozen people, but a bunch of feminists who care and show it with actions that benefits their employees. Thank You ❤ 5/5
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Humans and Pickles are both 60% water
Basically we are just Pickles with some anxiety
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My life with
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- When we get to come along on folks' reading lives & then they have kids & we get to come along for their kids' reading lives too
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Even if you're fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends not kicking a field goal on 4th and goal when you're down 8 with 2 minutes left in the NFC Championship game.
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If any of my Brewers Twitter fans are going to the game June 6 (Hank Aaron Bobble Day) and have an extra to sell, PLEASE let me know.
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I do not understand being a product manager and desiring a narrow scope of operation.
I discuss 100 different topics in a day and I need to be conversant about them all. It is a job for generalists.
I'm puzzled when people ask me "how do you know about x". IT IS MY JOB.
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This whole thing has been too easy for parents so thanks CDC for the fun new challenge
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you know the way temperatures are classified as 81 degrees BUT FEELS LIKE 92? i realized anxiety does the same thing. for example, today my life is fine but FEELS LIKE doom is a concept that lives in my throat
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It’s impossible to keep up w/ the news in Palestine right now. Palestinians are literally being killed left & right. Al-Aqsa is burning while Israelis celebrate. Hundreds are injured. Sheikh Jarrah is still under attack. It’s 2am here but the night is far from over.
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To my loves at -- can you recommend a great comfort-blanket book? Something that is either super riveting that I can't put down OR something that is like a calming tea/perfect summer day.
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Idk if I’ve ever seen more people on this website collectively rooting for someone like we are for John Mulaney
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highly recommend library where books are
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Hey if you're reading this go get some water, you're not a camel.
If you are a camel, hello 😎
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Sitting at home, listening to Bob Uecker on the radio with my son.
Life is good.
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The risk of blood clots post partum is 40-65/10,000 during the first 12 weeks
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Even if you’re fully vaccinated the CDC recommends being patient and generous with anyone who works in retail, customer service, or the food industry and continuing to tip generously as if we were still in a plague, bc we are.
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The CDC now recommends curling up under a faux fur throw to read a brand new book you've been pining for, falling into a gentle nap an hour in while your tea goes cold and a spring-sweetened soft breeze blows in through the window
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