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Tom Green
@tomgreenlive
THIS is my ONLY Twitter account. All other non verified accounts are FAKE! Also SUBSCRIBE for FREE to YouTube.com/tomgreen for my videos!
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Thought we would have flying cars by now…
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Thought we would have flying cars by now…
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My Iphone battery is broken and I can't access any of my apps for the last 24 hours. It feels great. (tweeting from my computer) I think it is time to take a break from social media and cell phone addiction.
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Perfect I was waiting for somebody to solve the greatest mystery of our existence - Thanks Jiulio!
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The purpose of this simulation, is to realize the illusion of it, relative to the reality of inner stillness-this is what awakening is. It's taking responsibility for one's inner world, by not allowing the outer to be repeated in one's consciousness.
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I believe everything is energy with an unknown origin
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What do you believe Tom?
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I’m not sure it matters what we believe since non of it is quantifiable
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Don't agree my friend! Whether we are in a simulation or not. As long as we believe we experience an end. Which in this case is death. The same finality is applicable. Fake final destination or not!
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choosing to believe we are living in a computer simulation is a good way to eliminate any personal accountability for anything
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How about a New Deal?
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Never tweet after 2:45 am
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muting is more satisfying than blocking
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When a television expert gives any sort of advice just do the opposite
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punctuation is for bootlickers
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be conservative when investing and play the long game in these unpredictable times get rich quick schemes that sound too good to be true always are
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Robin Williams was one of the funniest and kindest people I ever met in the world of show business
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Your dog is so cute
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Thanks for the great night last night Kingston and the standing Ovation after my 2 hour standup set
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Twitter in shambles is more fun
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beginning to suspect we are not destined to be a multi planet species
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Thank you Elon, it has all been worth it for this.
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We apologize to those who have been served a misleading message from a fake Lilly account. Our official Twitter account is .
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Yay progress!!!
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It seems that’s the only thing we CAN agree on!
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Are there still people arguing about politics on social media? I wonder how much longer that’s gonna last? 😂😂😂
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Not only can you find clips and episodes of “The Tom Green Show” on YouTube but also enjoy one hell of a music video. Waiting for the Canadian wilderness follow up
Right Now Is The Right Time - Tom Green - Music Video youtu.be/dIHS8f7h4wc via
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Jesus Christ it’s about time you got a blue check mark!
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To whom it may concern
Why the assumption I am fake? twitter.com/cnn/status/159…
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That’s why I told everybody
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It’s no fun taking the high road if no one knows about it.
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Nearly tweeted something cynical but then chose the high road and said nothing
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Call me :)
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I can chip in as well. Lets do it!
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Check out this new jam by my friend theeee legend MC Serch, Bobby J From Rockaway, Krohme - Round Here youtu.be/7Fqq1BfvkqE via
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I can chip in 45 bucks and a pack of smokes eh?!
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U and Ryan reynolds would be perfect owners
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Thanks JR Good morning pal
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@tomgreenlive Good morning Tom. Just wanted to say thank you for all the laughs in my youth and for always seeming to be a good dude.
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We were a good team that year
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Remember when you were a member of the Ottawa @Senators?
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I know you guys will win a cup again someday too… someday ;)
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I knew I had one Sens fan that I was following. Disappointed it was you. I get it tho. Lol
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Cool pic when I guest hosted Letterman
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@tomgreenlive Are You Still A Sens Fan?? You could really help influence our Sens hockey culture Mister G
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Awesome Dave can’t wait to watch!!! 👏👏👏
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Finally some good news. I’m very proud and excited to confirm this. twitter.com/deadline/statu…
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