Tom

@tomgoosed

Musically schizophrenic, socially awkward, terminally single

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  1. Retweeted
    27 Feb 2020

    Retweet for a chance to win. We have a new account, after being suspended (for sharing music and a football clip. Long story). To celebrate we are giving away one of our two Joy Division shirts. Winner picked at random on Saturday March 8th at 10pm. Good luck y’all

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    23 Jul 2018

    TELLY GOLD: From “Premier Passions” in 1998. After a rotten first half, gaffer Peter Reid gets into them at the break. For those counting, that’s 40 seconds, 11 “fuckin’s”, two “weak as piss” and one “arsehole”. Proper bollocking.

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    19 Jul 2018

    Retweet to win! We will pick one retweeterer at random on Friday at 10pm. The prize is 4 A2 prints of your choice from the 150 we have made so far

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    16 Jul 2018

    Retweet to win! To celebrate France winning The World Cup, we have a super high quality Daft Punk A2 print to give away. Winner picked at random from retweeterers at 10pm tomorrow. Bon chance mes amis! Allez Les Bleus! Allez

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    15 Jul 2018

    Your favourite pundits have one last say courtesy of

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  6. Retweeted
    9 Jul 2018

    Apt that a bunch of multi-ethnic working-class young footballers are making the country proud, while a shit-tip of piss-filled Eton bin bags are bringing it to its knees

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  7. 7 Jul 2018

    I’ve said it before before but to repeat: Liverpool are scouring Europe for a decent keeper when there’s a world class stopper already on Merseyside. Bin off the Alisson idea, fling about 40+ mil at Everton and get JP between the sticks next season

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  8. 7 Jul 2018

    Caterpillar 🔥

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    7 Jul 2018

    Arise, Sir Pickford

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    7 Jul 2018

    En ger land!!!

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    FEEL THAT FUCKING FEROCIOUS HEAT!!!!

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  13. 3 Jul 2018

    New Monkey on the team bus home tonight

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  14. 2 Jul 2018

    Courtois gave Pickford stick for not being tall enough, only to concede goals that an even taller keeper arguably could’ve reached. What’s Flemish for “karma’s a bitch”?

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  15. 27 Jun 2018
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  16. 25 Jun 2018

    Putting aside the constant fouls and shithousery in the England game this is worth a watch... and to think that some people complain that the English pundits are too biased!

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  17. 15 Jun 2018

    A hat trick, a brace and a belter international debut goal and yet Iran finish the day top of the group ahead of both of them

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    15 Jun 2018

    Christ-a-fucking-live, Cristiano.

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  19. 15 Jun 2018

    Missed the first three games, glad I’m watching this one!

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    Whatever the score is tonight, Shithousery™️ will always be the winner of this game ⁠ ⁠

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