Will be funny if after all the chatter of the last couple months, Google ends up integrating it's AI chat thing into search before Microsoft gets theirs into Bing
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend is so young her high school experience was interrupted by COVID 19.
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The main mistake here is that TRILLIONS should clearly be about central bankers
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Showtime says it's developing several projects "that would expand the BILLIONS universe:"
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The most important thing today’s hustle guys can do is raise a new, even more powerful generation of hustle guys
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I have my questions about the Cybertruck but it's just surreal to see Elon Musk's understanding of the auto industry questioned by the executive director of entrepreneurship at Towson University in Maryland
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The tech breakthrough of the last decade that I most overestimated was those cashier-free Amazon Go stores, really thought it'd become a killer feature in retail and it seems to have gone nowhere
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Few things have chastened Amazon quite like physical retail.
theinformation.com/articles/how-a @theo_wayt @nickwingfield
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The infinite AI generated Seinfeld got suspended from Twitch because Jerry started telling transphobic jokes
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Small businesses all over the country are feeling the pain right now. Even Doxbo is having trouble paying the rent
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Unfortunately, we will close properly soon.
We can no longer afford to rent our business. The Mavic 3 Classic Drone in our shop has a 50% discount! If our financial situation improves in the future, we will definitely open up again.
Shop Now>> doxbo.co/mavic3
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Joe is taking an important step toward accountability and perhaps, one day, justice. The hurt he caused is real and lives on, but he is now ready to listen.
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Good morning. Please share this as widely as you can. I'm trying to move on. twitter.com/Bernstein/stat…
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chris martin looks like a toddler named Rydyr at a pre-school that costs $50,000 a year
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What makes this extra impressive is there was serious competition in the Netflix Special Condemned for Being Transphobic category this year
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Dave Chappelle Wins Grammy for Netflix Special Condemned for Being Transphobic hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-n
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Weird category but ok
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Dave Chappelle Wins Grammy for Netflix Special Condemned for Being Transphobic hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-n
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An update for the Tárheads on full tilt over this: his issued an updated position statement. He is committed to listen, learn, and do better.
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Ok, this has to stop. When I first saw "Tár," I was struck by the hallucinatory quality of the last act of the film. Todd Field, who was in Eyes Wide Shut (from Arthur Schnitzler's "Dream Story") and idolizes Kubrick, was obviously in full "Stanley mode" (1/x)
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The last act of “Tár” IS a dream sequence, but the dreamer is the depressed space whale from “Avatar.”
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Sending Kyrie to the city where JFK got assassinated opens up all kinds of avenues for him to do some exciting research
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Wild detail here about induction stoves: they can draw about as much electricity as the rest of your apartment combined curbed.com/2023/02/switch
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The Taliban banning remote work and requiring full return to office, that’s a classic Taliban move
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You win a holy war against the United States and first prize is a bunch of desk job bullshit and no time to hang with the boys. Welcome to the fuckin show lol
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Even when America loses, we win. You’re in our world now my Taliban friend, I’ll be seeing you at the Monday morning stand up
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You win a holy war against the United States and first prize is a bunch of desk job bullshit and no time to hang with the boys. Welcome to the fuckin show lol
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I’m now living my life according to NY Mag’s hyperanxious metrosexual ultrawoke hedonist etiquette by smoking indoors through multiple KN95s while cleaning up trash at a non-ironic sex party hosted by someone whose nationality I won’t ask about and it’s great
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Yes, apparently the Berlin Philharmonic fired its esteemed conductor over serious allegations of grooming and abuse at her fellowship program and replaced her with the third-tier hobbyist who ran the scandal-plagued program with her.
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Who’s somebody it’s been heavily implied would never be appointed to that role (except in perverse dream logic)
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Just saw Tár for the first time, and I’m sure it’s mostly that I instinctively trust on everything, but the final act is clearly a dream sequence? Like, it barely even pretends not to be?
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“Some of Hammer’s friends warned him that being a famous actor with a penchant for B.D.S.M. dating younger, infatuated women might bring trouble”
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I appreciate that this list included both tips to avoid classism in your small talk *and* how to talk to friends who’ve recently published novels
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Any number of companies have image generation models, but only one company has one that was trained entirely on Aphex Twin videos
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A day may come when the AI takes over producing advertising creative. But not this day.
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This is an opportunity for our nation's most powerful shorts in cold weather guy to become the Neil Armstrong of his generation
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INSANE conditions on Mt Washington, NH. 120mph+ winds and -95°F wind chill. It is above the tropopause, meaning that these are stratospheric winds.
Footage from the summit live stream 2:30-2:40pm. #nhwx
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Your job in life is to discover something that you're as good at as Elon is at being found not guilty in trials over tweets
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NEW: Elon Musk found not liable in federal trial over “Funding secured” tweet
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Proud to have done my part here. Tom Gara reporting for duty, always
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SCOOP: George Santos told some potential donors he was a producer on the Broadway Spider-Man Musical. Turns out, that wasn't the case.
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Covid had a low enough fatality rate that a lot of people, especially younger & healthier people, could afford to be contrarian / trutherish about it, or just straight up ignore it. A bird flu pandemic would probably play out quite different.
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