Tom Jenkinson

@tomdkj

In the Kingdom of the Blind, the one eyed man is king

London, England
Joined March 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Nov 2017

    Being a teenager means working out which Inbetweener you are whereas being an adult is working out whether you're Mark or Jez

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  2. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    An Open Letter to all MPs in Parliament... Please retweet and tag your local MPs

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  3. Retweeted
    Jun 13

    I’m done saying Black Lives Matter, I’m yelling Black Power.

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  4. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    tesco advert at the moment where tess daly says, "i'm dedicating a thai-style cod dish to stephen mulhern". think it might be one of the most deranged sentences uttered in human history. it chills me to the bone

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  5. 18 hours ago

    "Racism, slavery and oppression no longer exist!" Shouts a man burning a "Black Lives Matter" sign and using a Nazi salute to casually wipe away cocaine trafficked from Colombia from his nose

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    22 hours ago

    left vs right

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  8. Retweeted
    Jun 13

    Can we all take a second and just deep this is all happening because black people wanted fair treatment. I don’t even know what to say

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    Parliament square today
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  9. Retweeted
    Jun 13

    Last week there was no mention of ‘a small minority’ when it was a very small minority. This week it’s ‘a small minority’ when in fact it was anything but.

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    "We have seen a small minority behave in extreme thuggery and violent behaviour today" Home Secretary Priti Patel condemns protests in London after some demonstrators clashed with police
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  10. Jun 13

    I see yer da isn't taking the divorce well

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    A demonstrator explaining why he's here today.
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  11. Jun 13

    I wish I was making this up but earlier today my grandmother said "Donald Trump" and farted at the exact moment she said "Trump"

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    Jun 13

    When you're in town to show respect and defend memorials

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  13. Jun 13

    This headline is so weak it decided at the end to just tell you not to bother wasting a click

    Where to buy face masks online in the UK, including Amazon and eBay
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  14. Retweeted
    Jun 13

    The news cycle seems to have moved on completely from black people wanting to be treated as equal human beings and not be killed, to white people talking about statues and sitcoms.

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  15. Jun 12

    This Dave Chappelle special on YouTube has really taken me aback. I cannot recommend it enough, 30 minutes that might change your life:

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  16. Retweeted
    Jun 11

    *tears down countless buildings with historic value and large parts of the urban fabric to be replaced by a nandos, tesco express, and student flats* The statue is an important part of our history. We can't remove it

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  17. Jun 11

    Whilst commercial platforms are free to host whatever they content they wish - and to review that content when they see fit - I don't feel that an episode of Fawlty Towers was really the issue at stake of the BLM movement

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  18. Jun 11

    Do you remember how everyone pointed out Shakespeare wrote King Lear during the plague quarantine in 1605? Why hasn't he posted a sequel yet?

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  19. Retweeted
    Jun 11

    lest we forget this golden moment

    Nigel Farage prank called live on air
    Follow @Independent for more UK news
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  20. Retweeted
    Jun 10

    fucking lost it at "Ralph"

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