Wait a minute, Dr. Jekyll's evil holding cell is literally in a public museum???
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There's that Jolly Rancher again, as if meaningful.
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So after 30 minutes, ghost friend is back to lead Tom Cruise to the Jolly Rancher and he implicitly trusts him despite being clearly evil.
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Why is the Mummy trying to kill Tom Cruise constantly, despite telling him she needs him alive every other scene? Whyyyyyyyyy
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The Mummy has the Jolly Rancher but rather than penetrate Cruise with it (yes that's the deal) she keeps trying to kill his not girlfriend.
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The not girlfriend is dead, and this is supposed to be emotional?
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Tom Cruise is RIGHT THERE, she has the Jolly Rancher knife, but she is taking every opportunity to not stab him, her literal only goal.
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Ok Tom Cruise just broke the "stone" by banging it on a rock so I am even more certain now that it is just hard candy.
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Oh ok Tom Cruise has super powers now and instantly defeated the Mummy. So, that's that I guess.
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Straight up super powers because he put Set in...himself? And now he can literally control life and death? But he's *too good* to be evil.
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I love that there are no monsters in this monster movie. They are all just slightly grayer versions of normal people.
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"He's a monster now." "He is also still a man." "Yet he has only begun to discover his power and if he is good...or evil..." FUCK. OFF.
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"He could be our greatest ally." "It takes a monster to fight a monster." ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
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