Francisco Tolmasky

@tolmasky

Founder and TC-39 Delegate. Previously: Original iPhone team on MobileSafari, Creator of Objective-J and Cappuccino.

Seattle, WA
tolmasky.com
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2008.

Medijski sadržaj

  1. prije 11 minuta

    “This is not a hack,” Iowa Democratic Party says, urging people to remember “not to attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity”.

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  2. 29. sij

    The ads on the iPhone AppStore search results are as, if not more, egregious than Google’s. Due to the size of the table view cells, it means the *only search result* doesn’t completely fit on the screen. They’re also not clearly differentiated and absurdly unrelated of course.

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  3. 26. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    Also, its particularly depressing to see this tweet since I shared a similar feeling in 2011(!) on my blog:

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  4. 20. sij

    Idea for a Columbo reboot series for Netflix with a modern TWIST: instead of being a master detective who tricks suspects into confessing, he spends every episode whining like a crybaby on Twitter that he can’t do his job because mean ol’ Apple won’t unlock iPhones.

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  5. 19. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    This is mine (couldn’t fit more). But critically none of these are weighted of course. Apparently Yang doesn’t want to change the electoral college, but I find that immaterial for this election despite disagreeing.

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  6. 17. sij

    And I’m not satisfied with the answer being “should have known better than to use my code sucker, read the license, AS IS”. I’m not sure what the answer is, but I think we should be talking more about the fact that with great impact comes great responsibility.

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  7. 17. sij

    “For You: NOTHING” — Music Maybe, just maybe, if there’s a chance a screen could show up completely blank, don’t make it the automatically selected option when opening an app? Also can we have better empty states, like perhaps instructions on what to do to get content in there?

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  8. 16. sij

    I’m so happy with our oembed puppeteer tests in . Aside from being great for screen-shotting automatically if the tests fail to provide a much more intuitive understanding of what’s going on, they can also be run interactively so you actually play around with it.

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  9. 16. sij

    As far as I can tell, the Apple Archive doesn’t have my favorite video, “Jaguar in the Loose”, provided here for your enjoyment:

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  10. 7. sij

    How did a bunch of bears become the mascots to wiping our asses? This is the kind of shit that Mad Men was to cowardly to address, and why it will thus ultimately be forgotten.

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  11. 7. sij

    I see Twitter is still working on its elevator pitch...

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  12. 30. pro 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    That would be having Common in your ad campaign for “AI technology”

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  13. 29. pro 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    Would you wear a Back to the Future 2 -style double tie if you won? I’m all in if so.

  14. 20. pro 2019.

    It’s so weird that Disney purchased Dune and then cut out all the Arrakis scenes from  . All that’s left is a gag about Poe being a Spice trader & then out of nowhere he just turns into this childish “reimagining” of a sandworm? It’s supposed to take millennia!

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  15. 29. stu 2019.

    Most of the “mood” playlists on Spotify seem to fall into the two basic categories of “convincing myself I’m happy” and... “cleaning”? They make a drug that generates these exact two moods too you know.

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  16. 29. stu 2019.

    We’re doing some post-thanksgiving archeological reconstruction of the cookware casualties. Duct tape can actually get you a long way surprisingly.

  17. 26. stu 2019.

    I’ve been making pop tarts like a chump all along!

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  18. 23. stu 2019.

    There sure are a lot of crows at the IKEA...

  19. 21. stu 2019.

    Something big and true and tough

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  20. 21. stu 2019.

    Does the come with Boring Flamethrowers pre-attached or do you have to buy them separately?

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