Toffer

@toffer

Curator of . Writer of . Child of .

Somewhere in Houston
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 19
    Replying to

    This isn’t a joke. I’m taking a little break from internet things. My email is Toffer at itstoffer dot com. DM for phone number. Love, T

    3 replies 1 like
  2. May 19

    This has been an incredible journey, but my personal brand couldn’t secure any second round VC money therefore we will be sunsetting Toffer.

    1 reply 2 likes
  3. May 19

    I don’t know what to put on social media anymore. The well is dry. I have nothing clever to say or any pictures I’d like to show. Goodbye.

    2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
  4. Retweeted
    May 19

    exclusive look at current white house counsel materials

    10 replies 109 retweets 400 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 19

    First on CNN: White House lawyers are researching impeachment, sources say

    789 replies 4,980 retweets 7,329 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 19

    what if when he comes back we're all wearing moustaches and we're like "President? America? No no you're mistaken this is...Sh'merica..."

    Getting ready for my big foreign trip. Will be strongly protecting American interests - that's what I like to do!
    8 retweets 21 likes
  7. May 18

    So ’s Things is super pretty and has a lot of good ideas. I would switch if they had attachments and Mail Drop.

    1 reply 1 like
  8. May 18

    I want to switch from OmniFocus to Things, but know I’ll be disappointed like I was the two other times I did it.

    1 reply 1 like
  9. May 18

    All MAKR notebooks and sketchbooks are 50% off. If you buy one of each with 2-day shipping it’s only $136.65!

  10. Retweeted
    May 18

    EVERY time one of us loses their battle we ALL feel it. It’s not good. Find your people and look after each other.

    21 retweets 71 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 18

    i, for one, am looking forward to the first time someone live-tweets their impeachment

    35 replies 3,586 retweets 13,838 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 18

    Your jokes add to the stigma that keeps people from getting help. Don’t do it.

    3 retweets 22 likes
  13. May 18

    I misremembered the calories of something and now I only have 783 calories left for the day (this is after my workout).

    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
  14. May 18

    I, for one, prefer Melissa Vandella’s sound and respect her ability to continue the work of her best friend who gave into the darkness.

  15. May 18

    Go for the charitable tip in whenever you find something to do with it that changes your life. I do.

    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
  16. May 18

    I love and you can tell because I have the best keyboard for it.

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  17. May 18

    Woke up at my alarm for the first time in two days. Woohoo!

    1 retweet 3 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 16

    You know your generation's had it rough when its image of decadence is a vegetable on a slice of bread.

    97 replies 6,561 retweets 15,730 likes
  19. May 17

    Guys, Robert Mueller looks like an adult that doesn’t put up with bullshit. This is going to be super fun to watch.

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  20. Retweeted
    May 16

    yup leeeetle bit suspicious Almost ... investigative, one might say like he worked for some sort of ... bureau that investigated things

    Jason Miller on CNN: "little bit weird and vindictive on Comey's part that he had a little diary that he could play gotcha with"
    23 replies 568 retweets 1,354 likes

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