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Writer (CONAN, Let's Be Real, Triumph HULU Election Specials, New Yorker, NYT). Be funny comma when you can period
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I learned this detail for the first time at our meeting last night, and I hope my gasp joined yours in the heavens.
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This went underreported, but the gasp I let out when it was revealed that, instead of agreeing to pay writers to be on set as had been standard practice for decades, AMPTP offered a lottery-based *unpaid internship* to shadow the SR, for LA-based productions #WGAStrong #WGAStrike
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AI will never replace a comedy writer because no computer ever had a verbally abusive parent.
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The Writers Guild has existed for 90 years. We’ve negotiated contracts with studios roughly every 3 years. With or without a strike, we’ve made a deal every time.
If they could do without us, they would. If they could break us, they would. They can’t. They won’t. #WGAStrong
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Look out, Hollywood actors and writers--you're about to be replaced by a translated-from-Japanese CAPCOM video game cutscene.
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Hollywood is done for – you might not believe me, but this is AI generated.
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Thoughts go out to Kyle Rittenhouse tonight, because there’s a new young dipshit criminal/right wing hero in town!
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He sounds positively dreamy! What’s he up to now? twitter.com/thedailybeast/
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I wonder what Harlan Crow’s wife said when he first said “Hey, I feel like our outdoor space really could use a garden of evil.”
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Time for some spring cleaning, America! Fun times with my buds and
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My grandfather, who escaped Lithuania at fourteen, listening to me go on and on about my love for the band Rush
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every trump event in nyc is just 8-12 of staten island's most unemployed weirdos surrounded by several hundred lanyard-clad press photographers popping a knee like they are abt to capture the mai lai massacre. embarrassing for everyone involved
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This guy rollerblading as he spins a basketball on top of a flag is among the most incredible things I’ve ever seen
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Unlike many of my friends, I’m not ashamed to say I pay for my blue check and have been since 2009.
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Just another reminder to listen to , and check out my episode. You, too, might asphyxiate!
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Replying to @podhowtosurvive and @toddlevin
Just caught up with this.
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I cannot breathe. Todd. Unreal.
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You can listen to my episode of the "How to Survive" podcast here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how
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I absolutely blurt laughed what Todd's mom said, and giggled even more at what Todd and his siblings would do with it at family dinners (because my sibs and I would do similar around our parents, my mom was the one who told the cop to stick his f***ing book up his ass sideways)
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What an incredibly fun podcast. Thanks/sorry for letting me tell that story on your show.
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“Nolite te bastardes carborundorum!" on this week's episode. We are taking on FASCISM & DISNEY WORLD with the supremely funny @toddlevin
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Anything in here for Zachary Levi? What say you, Steve Martin and Martin Short and also Selena Gomez?
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EXCLUSIVE: Hulu’s ‘Only Murders in the Building’ has added Jeremy Shamos, Linda Emond, and Wesley Taylor to its Season 3 cast in recurring roles deadline.com/2023/03/only-m
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TFW, even in your wildest fantasies, your favorite President still has pepperoni nipples and a completely atrophied lower body.
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I wrote a letter to the publisher from my work email (again) and it feels awful to work here (again).
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Furious — was locked out of my Twitter account for three days, so I couldn’t post this in a timely manner:
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Right now every trash reality show imaginable has a GEORGE SANTOS index card pinned to their casting cork board.
And he will scream, "YES!!!" to all of them.
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My favorite photographer/partner, Lisa, has a new photo essay from her travels with muleskinners in NC.
See it at now:
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The Paul T. Goldman finale is streaming now on .
It’s just over an hour. I recommend watching it in a dark room, at a good volume, with some others if you can.
Thanks, and thanks for all of the support.
#PaulTGoldman
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I love this book. My children love it, too. It's become a sing-along book for them, and now deep cuts like "Hardware Store" and "Albuquerque" have been in heavy rotation in our home. No one asked me to say any of this--the book is just a pleasure, is all.
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Hey! I’m teaching this class next month at St. Nell’s. I think there are a few spots left if you want to better yourself.
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Only a few spots left for @StNells Late Night Comedy class (Zoom) with @toddlevin He is funny & ahelluva nice guy: bit.ly/3iPfoBN #latenightcomedy
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To all my comedian friends this holiday season: May you all grow wealthy and old enough that you can wear a $5000 leather jacket and call your latest comedy special “THOUGHT CRIMINAL” or “COMIC ENEMY #1” or some horseshit.
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This was the holiday letter I sent out this year, and was kind enough to ask if they could publish it, too:
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I wish the Trump trading cards weren't randomly selected. I wanted the one where he's punching Muhammed Ali into the sun, but I got the one where he's dressed like Woody from Toy Story and riding a giant Sybian.
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Kid with emotional problems at the sweet 16 party that most of the class was invited to
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This looks absolutely daffy, and I cannot wait.
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Just in case this platform disappears forever, I’ve printed out all of Jeffrey Tiedrich’s tweets.
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