Todd Hoff

@toddhoffious

Sillycon Valley
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Joined February 2010
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  1. 20 hours ago

    Computers: I'm in France which doesn't mean I now speak French or want to hear French ads or search a French google. Do u know who I am?

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  2. Jun 9

    I imagine when et investigates the burned out hulk of earth they'll think McDonalds was a military outpost for controlling the population.

  3. Jun 4

    It's interesting how there's no time in an airport. They exist outside time. You can have a beer at 9am and it seems perfectly natural.

  4. Jun 3

    Duh, it just occurred to me how features like 'Rediscover this day' drive engagement. There's always a notification dragging you back in.

  5. Jun 2

    SciFaiku Poetry, just collected them all together so they can be read on a kindle...

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  6. May 31

    Dear chrome, after all these years do you still think playing 40 pieces of media simultaneously after a reboot is the right thing to do?

  7. May 23

    The big driver for CRISPR will be insurance. You'll have to use gene editing because there will be no insurance for people with risky genes.

  8. May 22

    Fermi's paradox could be brought about by the melancholia brought about by Fermi's paradox.

  9. May 21

    I wonder if people would be so enthusiastic about organic food if they new it was made out of organs?

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  10. May 17

    Love the music

  11. May 16

    Whomever said "dead man tell no tales" has obviously never watched CSI.

  12. May 10

    I almost used s/// in a muggle thread. That would of have been embarrassing.

  13. Apr 25

    Awesome rant

  14. Apr 24

    It's busy at Costco. Go to a longer line that's near an unused register on the assumption they'll open a new register and you can sneak in?

  15. Apr 17

    Apple, not sure 2FA does any good if you ask me to enter the code on the same browser I'm logging in on.

  16. Apr 6

    Don't name anything a conversational UI might think is a command. Alexa can't play Loopstation. I tried air quotes around station, no go.

  17. Apr 4

    Whenever I see the "mouse batteries low" alert, I think oh oh, the cat's going to get him now

  18. Mar 29

    F8 2017 rejected me! I guess it wasn't fate.

  19. Mar 25

    From now own it appears all latency figures will need to be calculated after they go through a VPN.

  20. Mar 23

    A few people are actually downloading my PicBak app from the Apple App store. That's a good feeling.

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