todd dillard

@toddedillard

Writer with works in: Electric Lit, McSweeney's, Asimov's, Split Lip, Midnight Breakfast, The Other Stories, Liminality, Five2One, Abyss & Apex, etc.

Philadelphia, PA
Joined September 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 3

    I clicked the link that was in the phishing email which you didn't really send Forgive me I thought you'd read my poems & was so happy

    1 reply 48 retweets 115 likes
  2. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    A FLESH-BROKER was a matchmaker in 17th century slang.

    2 replies 16 retweets 36 likes
  3. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    me watching British politics

    10 replies 461 retweets 2,128 likes
  4. 23 hours ago

    Help me with this poll y'all

    How do you end poems?
    1 reply
  5. 23 hours ago

    You can tell I'm the oldest millennial by how I look up directions on mapquest, write them down on a notepad, then take a pic w my iPhone...

    2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Both sides now claiming victory on the basis of Comie's testimony, but one side almost never tells the truth

    25 replies 183 retweets 437 likes
  7. Jun 8

    Few things make me as sad as the tender way writers write about the recently passed writers they loved.

    When you’re a young writer—no workshop, advice, or comment can offer more guidance than contact with a creative soul
    1 retweet 1 like
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    In my experience as prosecutor, when a robber holds a gun to your head and "hopes" for your wallet, "hope" is not the operative word.

    936 replies 12,182 retweets 31,693 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    [mccain looking at an omelette] how can these eggs be cooked while there are other eggs in the kitchen that are uncooked? i am confused

    56 replies 3,248 retweets 9,446 likes
  10. Jun 8
    Replying to

    Update: I ended the poem with that good ol' standby: death.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  11. Jun 8

    For Trump "the country" I assume is the 25% ride-or-die for him segment of the population

    Trump calls Democrats "bad right now for the country."
    1 reply 2 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Rubio listening to McCain 😂

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  13. Jun 8

    McCain knew he didn't have to make sense as long as he garbled some sort of disdain for Clinton his constituents would be happy

    1 retweet 3 likes
  14. Jun 8

    Insane in the McCain

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  15. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    "If it takes me all day, / I will get the word 'freshened' out of this poem." - Brenda Shaughnessy

    3 replies 73 retweets 218 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Anyway, here's a chameleon trying to catch bubbles.

    291 replies 11,322 retweets 18,996 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    that a person named "Reality Winner" is ruining the life of someone named "Beauregard Sessions" is how u know we live in a rough draft

    106 replies 4,545 retweets 13,378 likes
  18. Jun 7

    How do you end poems?

    5 replies
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    THREAD: OK, something weird just happened. I get home and there's an Amazon box on doorstep. I bring it inside. No idea what it could be. 1

    8 replies 9 retweets 15 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    ⚡️ Gwendolyn Brooks.⚡️ Bringing this back in honor of her 100th birthday. RESPECT.

    51 retweets 119 likes
  21. Jun 7

    I don't normally do "here is a thread you have to read" tweets, but here is a thread you have to read:

    I am officially insulted by all of this surprise.
    2 retweets 3 likes

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