Toby White

@tobywhite

Saltwater Drugstore Cowboy

Ottawa, ON
Joined March 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Actually honey the Nazis failed to conquer England

  2. 2 hours ago

    The dudes on the bus talking about Reddit look exactly how you think dudes on the bus talking about Reddit would look.

  3. Retweeted
    May 4

    Give Mom her true heart’s desire this Mother’s Day—a family meal and a romance novel featuring Colonel Sanders.

    Tender Wings of Desire
    Escape motherhood and curl up with the Colonel this Mother’s Day. Introducing KFC’s new romance novel, Tender Wings of Desire.
  4. Retweeted
    Apr 22

    I HEARD HE TIED HIS OWN BOWTIE MARK AND HE JUST WANTS TO SAY HI AND MAYBE A NOGGIN PAT SHOW SOME RESPECT 13/10

  5. Apr 21
  6. Apr 17

    Come home. Score 4-1. Watch game. I don't think I get to watch the next one.

  7. Apr 16

    The best photography assistant / bodyguard @ G2K VAPE Ottawa

  8. Apr 15

    Yassss

  9. Apr 10

    I'd say No, but I don't think that word works too well with you

  10. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    I've been giving it some thought, and you know what, who hasn't wanted to punch Chandler? How about a rematch ?

  11. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    You're gay aren't you?

  12. Mar 26

    . You couldn't find a Japanese person for your panel about Japanese cultural appropriation?

  13. Mar 23

    Selfie Thursday @ National Gallery of Canada

  14. Mar 22
  15. Mar 17
  16. Retweeted
    Mar 17

    PICTURED: Someone from a country with a rapidly rising Nazi movement and Angela Merkel

  17. Retweeted
    Mar 17
    Replying to

    Photographers: Can we get a handshake? Merkel (to Trump): Do you want to have a handshake? Trump: *no response* Merkel: *makes awkward face*

  18. Retweeted
    Mar 13
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  19. Mar 13
    Replying to

    . Are you just playing MRA adlibs?

  20. Mar 10

    Just throwing this out there to remind you that this guy is prepping a comeback.

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