Toby Pestridge

@TobyPestridge

Creative Director . Bipedal human. Christian. Father. Husband. Spork-weilder. Frequent black eyes due to underwater hockey.

Bournemouth
Joined August 2009
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  1. 24 hours ago

    I know! I mean, look at her arms - she looks like some kind of mannequin!

    Replying to @GdnPolitics
    not sure how to explain this to our non-British followers
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  2. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    The Prime Minister, Lord Buckethead and Elmo, all in a line. God bless this country.

    108 replies 4,802 retweets 8,262 likes
  3. Jun 8

    Voting stuff? Doesn't matter - Claire Underwood just broke the fourth wall and I nearly poo'd myself.

    1 like
  4. Jun 8

    Hugely, hugely influential in my musical tastes. Can’t believe it’s TWENTY FIVE years old!

    Happy 25th ! -- --
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  5. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Vote for person judged most worthy. Speak no evil of person voted against. Don't hold it against those who voted differently. (Wesley, 1774)

    1 reply 2 retweets 8 likes
  6. Jun 8

    SMASH

  7. Jun 8

    Some quality parking here from . "Pavement? What pavement?"

  8. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    RT to win a one of a kind, custom made Genji-themed PS4 controller to celebrate ! T&C’s: UK 18+

    93 replies 3,498 retweets 749 likes
  9. Jun 8

    Is there a rap/MC duo that specialises is carpentry... called Tongue & Groove?

    3 replies 2 likes
  10. Jun 7

    Is he a tribute act?

    Join as he teaches how to create a storyboard to guide prototype creation in Ldn workshop
    1 reply 1 like
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    May will give MPs a free vote on repealing the ban on fox hunting if her party wins the general election. That's enough for me

    14 retweets 41 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    SUMMER HEART - 101

    5 retweets 5 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    The next Meetdraw: Club Tropicana will be . Thu 29 June. You won’t want to miss it! Free tickets here >

    1 reply 17 retweets 28 likes
  14. Jun 5

    I’m pretty sure that’s just the difference between smiling and not smiling.

    Beyoncé’s makeup artist shows the difference between contouring & strobing
    1 retweet 6 likes
  15. Jun 5

    Here’s a brand showing at it’s finest. Rapid, relevant, poignant 💯

    0:22
    Due the withdrawal we will change our game. Sadly playtime is rather short now.
    1 retweet 1 like
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    HUGE congratulations to our friends , for being awarded The Queen's Award for Voluntary Service 2017. Truly spectacular work 🏆

    3 retweets 3 likes
  17. Jun 1

    You should never bring a water knife to a water gun fight

    4:04
    These robots cut lettuce with water knives, while human workers do it the old fashioned way across the street. More:
  18. May 31

    Caught in the chrome

    2 likes
  19. May 30

    "Dermatologically tested" just means they tested it. The subjects' faces could have melted off, but hey, at least it was tested.

    1 reply 3 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 30

    Somebody you found

    50 replies 1,014 retweets 4,273 likes

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