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@tobyontour

According to my wife I do "Computery stuff". Metabolising caffeine into code since the mid-90's. English European.

In the cabin of my Uncle Jam
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2008.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    28. svi 2019.

    If you have faith in the British public to eventually come together and do the right thing over Brexit, the NHS, and welfare, just remember that Ultravox's Vienna never made it to number one because Shaddupya Face kept it off the top spot. We're right-wingers with no style.

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    prije 2 sata

    I liked this backend developer roadmap by -- it's impossible to build a list like this that everyone agrees on but it's a good starting point

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    I've clipped this section from the attached newsletter in the link. Spare a thought for those on renal dialysis... Suggest opening the screenshot for all three paragraphs

    47 proslijeđenih tweetova 41 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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  4. 6. velj

    Come back Nikki, come back.

    QUOTE with the lyrics he about to scream
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    6. velj

    Nottingham Forest player Joáo Carvalho and his girlfriend Andreia Silva have opened a store, whose name is a combination of theirs. Presumably without mentioning it to a native English speaker first.

    11 proslijeđenih tweetova 46 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    22. sij

    I've been using Jira for the last year and here it is added to my ranking of top project management tools: 1. Trello 2. Piece of paper 3. Word document shared via ftp 4. Shouting to each other over the table 5. Not tracking tasks at all 6. Jira

    315 replies 2.845 proslijeđenih tweetova 12.712 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    2. velj

    Introducing the winner of this year’s Diversity in Advertising Award. are raising awareness and much needed funds for 🏳️‍🌈 We encourage you to say your name proudly

    120 replies 581 proslijeđeni tweet 1.777 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    3. velj

    We ended up with over 1,200 applications for the programmer opening at Basecamp. If you’re having trouble attracting talent, feel free to copy our playbook: Hire remote, be explicit about pay, detail job exhaustively.

    354 proslijeđena tweeta 1.810 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    4. velj
    Odgovor korisnicima

    I went to school in Hexham (QEHS) 🙂 Take a look at the 'step-free route' between platforms for Riding Mill, cheerily described as a '10 minute walk' - it's 760 metres with some very steep gradients - but still give it a green pin 🙄

    8 proslijeđenih tweetova 11 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    4. velj

    Sick of this ‘50 is the new...’ 50 has always been 50. Women were previously just expected to shrivel and accept their husk. I suppose it must be terrifying to a lot men if we actually burned brighter, hotter, more ambitious and emancipated from shame, the older we got. #50

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    3. velj

    From now on when talking to stupid people on Twitter I think I’m just gonna start translating ridiculous Swedish sayings to English without giving an explanation for them. I’m just gonna say things like “that’s it, you have planted your final potato” and leave.

    339 replies 599 proslijeđenih tweetova 5.462 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    4. velj

    Navigate the 21st century shitscape with the Tossary of Terms:

    14 proslijeđenih tweetova 34 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    3. velj

    the very first time my late grandfather bought a bowl of these noodles for me. My eyes widened. Staring at the shiny noodles in brown sesame sauce, I shouted “chocolate noodles!” My granddad smiled: "These are called Hot Dry Noodles.” I’ve been best friends with them ever since.

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  14. 3. velj

    The moral of the story is don’t piss off your old newspaper colleagues if they have anything embarrassing on you.

    Odgovor korisniku/ci @KateEMcCann
    And this is Lee Cain, who tried to throw them out:
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    The job centre have sent us four people today who cannot read. They cannot even tell me which letters are which. One of them described a C as "the curly one." Legally I can't even look at their universal credit account. Do they expect me to teach these poor people to read?

    14 replies 120 proslijeđenih tweetova 280 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    3. velj

    Journalists walk out of No 10 after attempt to impose selective briefing on Boris Johnson's Brexit plans

    80 replies 225 proslijeđenih tweetova 373 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  17. 3. velj

    The readjustment to what the general population think since the referendum result has been pretty painful. It feels a bit like joining the local church choir and then one Sunday they cheerfully announce they're meeting up Monday night to burn down and loot the local orphanage.

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  18. 1. velj

    It’s the same with panda hunting in China. Bureaucratic madness.

    Last night, I learned there are lots of bluefin tuna in the sea off Cornwall. One would fetch £12,000 at market. How many are Cornish fishermen allowed to catch? None. Hope this madness ends soon and local fishermen can make a living.
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    31. sij

    Weirdest thing about guns in the Kentucky Capitol: if you have one, you’re told to walk around the metal detector. Others must pass through and get wanded.

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    31. sij

    Times like these my near constant sense of futility, anxiety and depression are matched by the reality

    105 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.125 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  21. 31. sij

    Imagine being a lawyer and yet not understanding what free-speech actually is.

    Katie Hopkins has the same right to speak as Alastair Stewart. The right to speak only inoffensively is a denial of free speech. Have you tweeted in support of Alastair Stewart but stayed quite about Katie Hopkins being de-platformed?
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