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Comedy Writer (South Park, MADtv). Creator & Writer of http://wordclown.com  and GOP Sycophant Websites. *funny unexpected third thing*

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    Toby Morton‏ @tobymorton Jan 22

    I’m a native of Colorado. I’m not saying I have stories of Lauren Boebert from High School in Rifle, Colorado, or the McDonald’s where she worked as a manager in 2004, or the food poisoning from her restaurant, Shooter’s Grill in 2017...but her upcoming website I’m building will.pic.twitter.com/fe9WB6G5Jq

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      1. Toby Morton‏ @tobymorton Jan 23

        When you're a danger to democracy and deliberately place your fellow lawmakers in harm's way, you deserve a website to reveal who you really are.http://www.thelaurenboebert.com 

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      1. John Dougherty (jd)‏ @jdcshaverford Jan 22
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        Thank you for your service.

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      2. BrickmanInGA #DefendDemocracy  🇺🇸‏ @BrickmanInGA Jan 22
        Replying to @tobymorton

        That horse has been ridden hard in her short life.

        7 replies 15 retweets 524 likes
      3. RaRa Avis Press Total Memescaping  💙‏ @RaRaAvisPress Jan 22
        Replying to @BrickmanInGA @tobymorton

        Seriously, Spare-a Palin has packed in an impressive amount of dysfunction in her short years.

        8 replies 22 retweets 700 likes
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      2. Kimmyann‏ @kimmyann1111 Jan 22
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        https://www.change.org/p/expel-lauren-boebert-from-the-house-of-representatives?recruiter=90064638&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_abi&recruited_by_id=5cbbc977-4b6a-4df4-95f1-fcc2c524d222 …

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      3. Tammy Marie‏ @Vandunk70 Jan 22
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        Signed and shared.

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      1. Coyneandmorton‏ @coyneandmorton Jan 22
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      1. Jacques Mahoffer ⚜️‏ @JMahoffer Jan 22
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      2. Earth - I'm speaking‏ @TerraMater2020 Jan 22
        Replying to @tobymorton

        Don't mention that she JUST got her G.E.D. and is very uneducated either.

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