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Toby Morton
@tobymorton
Comedy Writer (South Park, MADtv) & Voice of Scott Tenorman. Creator & Writer of GOP Sycophant Websites. *funny unexpected other thing*
WriterUnited Stateslinktr.ee/tobymortonBorn April 7Joined April 2009

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Due to legal restrictions I’m unable to name names. Today I was chosen to rewrite a comedic script. The writer before me was released. The writer before me belonged to a private white supremacist group. This Jew just replaced you.
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Imagine being from the Columbus Ohio Chapter of The Proud Boys and getting so riled up about being made fun of that you message what you think is a large group of people but it turns out to be a smug Jew with this response. ProudBoyPatriots.com
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Can’t stop thinking about the theory of the Russian and Saudi’s investment into Twitter for the sole purpose of Musk tanking it all.
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I wasn’t there for the South Park episode but I was for the episode where Cartman inherits a million dollars and rather than invest the money or donate it to charity he purchases an amusement park and runs it exclusively for himself which becomes a financial failure 🤷‍♂️
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