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The Shouts & Murmurs/Daily Shouts Dept. of The New Yorker

New York, NY
newyorker.com/humor
Joined July 2012
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  1. 14 hours ago

    Make the world’s largest, worst-tasting snow cone.

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  2. 14 hours ago

    Have a snowball fight. Be more mature, and have a snowball conversation. Accept that snowball conversations can sometimes lead to snowball fights, and that the important thing is that both parties love and respect each other.

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  3. 18 hours ago

    Every Romantic Thing That’s Ever Happened to Me

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  4. 18 hours ago

    I’ll try to write, although it might be dark. I suppose I can use a flashlight, but it’ll be tough to hold the pen and the flashlight at the same time. And, by the way, if it’s windy all bets are off. —Larry David

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  5. 18 hours ago

    You set your alarm to p.m. again. And you think you might make a good parent? If you didn’t want to learn to parasail, why didn’t you just say so? Remember when you wore a fedora?

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  6. 18 hours ago

    The girl at the vintage store didn’t want to buy any of your old clothes because she thought you were basic.

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  7. Feb 23

    A comic about getting the cat into the cat carrier: no easy task.

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  8. Feb 23

    A coat won’t change the cold, and it’s, of course, the cold that’s really the problem and not your lack of coat. Have you ever heard of Chicago?

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  9. Feb 23

    Dear Anaphylactic in Annapolis, We suggest becoming non-allergic to bee stings. You might also consider growing your own venomous stinger and learning how to sting the bees back.

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    Feb 23

    This morning in , the NRA addresses some real life dilemmas from everyday Americans for .

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  11. Feb 22

    Some more answers to your questions about mom-bots and evil corporations, courtesy of and Pepper the advice columnist dog

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  12. Feb 22

    This one is a headshot. So, what, am I an actor now? The photo appears to have been generated by running all of the previous photos through one of those apps that mashes faces together.

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  13. Feb 22

    SURPRISE, I’m some sort of outdoorsman now!

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  14. Feb 21

    It's your lucky day. has drawn up a foolproof guide to achieving literary success.

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  15. Feb 21

    Probably shouldn't be letting you in on this secret, but...

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  16. Feb 21

    The roomier the pant, the quicker the members of the patriarchy will relent.

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  17. Feb 21

    Boyfriend Sweats, Boyfriend Pants in General, Boyfriend Mystifying Career Advancement Despite His Mediocrity & more.

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  18. Feb 20

    The KonMari Method of Cleaning the House

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    Let’s clean this House together! The KonMari Method of Cleaning the House

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  20. Feb 20

    Even if you don't have cable you can enjoy Edward Steed's drawings of the Olympics. Latest installment here:

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