TJ Luoma

@tjluoma

PC(USA) pastor/nerd. Tweets will sometimes be painfully geeky, sometimes theological. Sometimes other. Views/language do not always reflect management. He/Him.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2008.
Rođen/a 28. ožujka

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  1. 3. velj

    I never feel older than I do when I’m watching the SuperBowl Half-Time show.

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  2. 1. velj

    Dear : This is about the 3rd time that a package has gone this way and missed its delivery date, so I thought I would draw a chart to help explain where I think things went wrong: You're welcome. Hope to see you Monday, for my package that was supposed to be here Friday.

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  3. 1. velj

    You know it's a happening Friday night when you're figuring out how to calculate PayPal fees using This is a perfect opportunity for someone who is good at Shortcuts to share how to do it on iOS. (But I am not that person.)

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  4. 30. sij

    (In case anyone is curious: I literally don't know anything about it other than the title, so I can't vouch for it. But $3 seems like a low price to take the risk .)

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  5. 30. sij

    Title of Audible deal of the day: “The Worry Trick: How Your Brain Tricks You into Expecting the Worst and What You Can Do About It”. I don’t think I’ve ever spent $3 faster. Of course my brain expects that the book won’t work but IT WOULD SAY THAT, WOULDN’T IT?!?!?!? Asshole.

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  6. 27. sij

    I hope this recipe has a typo in it, because I don't think I can get my stove to 3757°F

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  7. 24. sij

    Wow. I don’t follow football much these days but no wonder Eli Manning is retiring, look how old he is!

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  8. 23. sij

    The bad: Had to send my MacBook Air for a keyboard replacement after about 7 months of use. The good: I dropped it off at FedEx on Monday afternoon, and had it back on Wednesday before noon. Keyboard feels slightly different. Hoping they updated it to latest butterfly version.

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  9. 18. sij

    Me: “Ooh! I think the medical examiner in this episode of _Forensic Files_ was the same one from _The Staircase_!” Also Me: (searches) “Yes! I was right!” Also Also Me: “Is there such a thing as watching too much true crime TV? If so, is recognizing a medical examiner a sign?”

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  10. 18. sij

    Current weather report says it is -1ºF but “feels like -8ºF” and I would just like to mention that no human can tell the difference between -1ºF and -8ºF. Anyone who says differently should be viewed with skepticism previously reserved for climate change deniers and anti-vaxxers.

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  11. 17. sij

    This analogy from in response to ’ innocent suggestion is 100% peak John, and the reason why people should make podcasts. Listen to his tone of voice when he hears what Casey thinks he should try.

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  12. 10. sij

    A customer support professional, who works for a phone company, just told me that I’d have to drive to a retail store in order to get help. When I asked why we could not just call them, they said “Well, if you have the number, you could call, yes.” YOU WORK FOR A PHONE COMPANY.

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  13. 10. sij

    Why is it impossible for a good cell phone company to exist?

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  14. 9. sij

    15 versions of Mac OS X / OS X / macOS and Apple can‘t get the Finder to display the amount of free drive space correctly. Unless my 500 GB drive really has 585 GB free. Which would be impressive.

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  15. 8. sij

    This will be the first exhibit in my new book: “Family Dynamics, Illustrated”. (The book will contain no words, only pictures of animals.)

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  16. 8. sij

    I suppose I should have called it a Qi charger rather than a “wireless” charger. But that‘s hardly the biggest problem I’m dealing with.

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  17. 8. sij

    The last two mornings I’ve woken up and my iPhone was only charged about 50-60% I thought maybe I wasn’t putting my iPhone on my nightstand wireless charger properly. Turns out that wasn’t the problem. The problem was that the wireless charger was not actually plugged in.

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  18. 7. sij

    Here’s what “just worked” when my son sent a link to our family iMessage thread last night:

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  19. 2. sij

    Get JJ Abrams on the phone, this is a movie I want to see! Cc

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  20. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    Can you do me a favor? Share somewhere. Even if you think you don’t have a queer person in your life, you do! but You just don’t know it, and that’s okay! They might like it. Thank you. Happy new year. 🧑🏻‍🎤❤️👩🏻‍🎤

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