Danielle Kurtzleben on Twitter: "Just because you got vaccinated doesn't mean you're a mighty warrior princess forged in the heat of battle, during a time of ancient gods, warlords, and kings, in a land in turmoil crying out for a hero."

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1. Danielle Kurtzleben‏Verified account @titonka 8 Apr 2021
  (I genuinely don't know if I did this joke right.)
  
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1. Chloe Angyal‏Verified account @ChloeAngyal 8 Apr 2021
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1. Hank Rearden‏ @JohnGalT0777 8 Apr 2021
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  I don't get it.
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1. Jen and her droid, P2-K2tog‏ @unfettered_muse 8 Apr 2021
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  Of course not, it means you're the fiery dependable surprisingly interesting sidekick! ;)
  
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1. MEbs‏ @amandaJeberly 8 Apr 2021
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  Are you sure?pic.twitter.com/FY9JWIUfhc
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1. pspsps‏ @PeterSowinski 8 Apr 2021
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  Counter Point: Or Does It?
  
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1. Barrie Hardymon‏Verified account @bhardymon 8 Apr 2021
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  I just fell in love with you all over again and will happily be your Gabrielle
  
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1. Morgan V‏ @HSTMorgan 8 Apr 2021
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  I think you're wrong about that.
  
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