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  1. Apr 26
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    Also do you have one of these to let my wife know why I'm running late getting home?

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  2. Apr 26

    . conductor on 3177 said delays are b/c a passenger pulled a dump valve and brakes need checking. Any comments on safety/security?

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  3. Apr 21

    Hey , I'm irrationally​ scared of clowns, so quit it with this circus you've been pushing as a morning commute – at Swamps of Jersey

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  4. Apr 14

    On Fridays, we wear blue and grey. /cc

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  5. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    Customers are advised to expect this level of service thru close of service day, Thurs, 4/6 as Amtrak continues to make repairs in NYPenn

    39 replies 19 retweets 13 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    Rail service is suspended in and out NYPS due to a derailed Amtrak train in NYPS. (1/2)

    5 replies 110 retweets 23 likes
  7. Mar 4

    . is this a standard feature of your ovens?

    3 replies 3 retweets 3 likes
  8. Feb 23

    The conductor just explained our train delay with the phrase "...there was a little bit of a fire on the bridge up ahead..."

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  9. 25 Nov 2016

    Not my first Super-Troopers-esque moment, but the door-greeter just gave me the Spanish-only store circular.

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  10. Retweeted
    9 Oct 2016

    The men rushing to tell us all that they talk about women exactly the way did in his tape seem to think they're helping.

    1,626 replies 32,643 retweets 60,013 likes
  11. 22 Dec 2015

    What are the chances that Googling "how to get out of jury duty" shows promising results?

    1 reply 18 likes
  12. 14 Dec 2015

    In < 30 secs rattled off riffs in Livin' on a Prayer (in Sayreville!), Raining Blood, Run to the Hills, and maybe Ozzy.

    1 reply
  13. Retweeted
    20 Nov 2015

    Service has been restored via a terrible hack that we're gonna pay for later. You're welcome, future us.

    3 replies 429 retweets 409 likes
  14. 19 Nov 2015

    Left my umbrella on an train. Found it last year on the 1 train. Inspired by ?

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  15. 17 Nov 2015

    I've spent way too much time thinking about how cruel it was for George Lucas to name the husky X-wing pilot "Porkins"

    2 replies 4 retweets 15 likes
  16. 11 Nov 2015

    …when your vendor asks why you replied with "clown shoes" to their NPS survey.

    1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
  17. 9 Nov 2015

    things?

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  18. 2 Nov 2015

    ...a little more glasses than cape

  19. 29 Oct 2015

    Homer Simpson Pumpkin No. 2

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  20. Retweeted
    28 Oct 2015

    containers will not fix your broken architecture you are welcome

    19 replies 352 retweets 278 likes

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